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I feel like I am being discriminated against by the Italians. Simply for the crime of having large feet. How is it that hard to offer shoes in a US15 and whatever the European equivalent is? First Gucci claims they can't make a shoe in that size. Then Versace (whom I might add makes EXTREMELY comfortable under wear) tells me the same thing! This is an outrage! How am I supposed to be a ubër stylish electrician if they won't make me a pair of shoes! I'm fairly certain Armani doesn't make them either. What a bunch of fooey.

First fur trench coats and feather hats aren't tax deductible as work expenses. Now the dang Italians descriminate against my large feet. Next the Russians are gonna tell me their most comfortable fur hats only come in size small. Grrrrrrrrrr!

I honestly crack myself up.

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I honestly crack myself up.

 

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do . . . .

 

:eyebrows:

 

A-Jay

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One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do . . . .

 

:eyebrows:

 

A-Jay

Hurtful! :(

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I never pictured you as a cross dresser :whistle:

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I never pictured you as a cross dresser :whistle:

Naw your thinking Prada. That's that crappie my wife likes to wear.

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Hurtful! :(

 

Naw ~  Insightful perhaps.

 

Besides, how are  you gonna get those size15 Gun Boats in the minivan ?

 

:eyebrows:

 

A-Jay

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I LOVE them! Especially the professional tramp clown shows. They even got blue chuck taylors! My wife and I just laughed til we cried after reading that.

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Naw ~  Insightful perhaps.

 

Besides, how are  you gonna get those size15 Gun Boats in the minivan ?

 

:eyebrows:

 

A-Jay

Giant shoe horn. ;)

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Between shoes and mini vans you got a lot of problems, how much can 1 man take?

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I thought only Bamasux people dress in Italian shoes.

 

War Eagles wear python  boots!

 

Geaux Awbunn! Beat the Savages.

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I guess the italians don't have animals large enough to make shoes for a sasquatch... :eyebrows:

 

Man, I just put my size 7.5 feet together, heel to toe, and can't imagine having feet that large... :Idontknow:

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I guess the italians don't have animals large enough to make shoes for a sasquatch... :eyebrows:

 

Man, I just put my size 7.5 feet together, heel to toe, and can't imagine having feet that large... :Idontknow:

Its definitely a pain to find shoes. Even American shoes. 90% if not more of shoes stop at a 13. The odds of finding them in a shoe store are almost impossible. Very few even have 1 pair in the entire store.

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You could always have your toes amputated.

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Gucci makes custom shoes.  Should be able to make you a pair.  Prepare to pay $$$

 

If you want nice shoes in Super Size, Try Ferragamo, or Ermengildo Zegna. 

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Its definitely a pain to find shoes. Even American shoes. 90% if not more of shoes stop at a 13. The odds of finding them in a shoe store are almost impossible. Very few even have 1 pair in the entire store.

 

Sounds like it would be easier to order online. Ever think about cutting the top of the shoe out and let you toes hang over?...J/K

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Gucci makes custom shoes.  Should be able to make you a pair.  Prepare to pay $$$

 

If you want nice shoes in Super Size, Try Ferragamo, or Ermengildo Zegna.

Yeah Gucci quoted close to 3300 for the pair I liked. That's so far out of my price range. I'm not a hip hop star or professional athlete. I will check out the two companies you mentioned though. Thanks for the heads up on them.

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Yeah Gucci quoted close to 3300 for the pair I liked. That's so far out of my price range. I'm not a hip hop star or professional athlete. I will check out the two companies you mentioned though. Thanks for the heads up on them.

see if they'll give you a BR discount.

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We Italians aren't stupid we just don't have feet that large. We gave you pizza, spaghetti, sausage, and don't forget my people were building boats and smashing grapes way before Columbus came here. But the knights Templars were here first so the Italians don't get the credit for discovering the new world we call America today. More Italians fought in WW 2 than any other nationality. They were proud to be called Americans and willing to die for this country.

Size 15? That's built in swim fins. I'm just a spaghetti bender from Jersey what do I know. Bill

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