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  • Super User

Love it when Raider gets bored, this is like the third time he's pulled this stunt...Never gets a warning, must be because he's the President... :eyebrows:

  • Super User

Ah yes , the oldest trick in the book !!  madeth thou look ...   LOL !!!

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Love it when Raider gets bored, this is like the third time he's pulled this stunt...Never gets a warning, must be because he's the President... :eyebrows:

Second time. Its been over a year since the last one. I am bored today too. Had to take a urine test for the new job tomorrow. So no work til tomorrow.

  • Super User

How far do you have to pee to pass the test?

  • Super User

How far do you have to pee to pass the test?

Last one I took I needed to get it in bucket #6. There was a silver dollar in there as well. 

  • Super User

Last time I had to go for a urine test I became cup shy...They made me sit there for a 1/2 hour and drink a half gallon of water to which I became cup shy again. I eneded up rescheduling for the next day By the time I got home I could stop going...LOL

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Last time I had to go for a urine test I became cup shy...They made me sit there for a 1/2 hour and drink a half gallon of water to which I became cup shy again. I eneded up rescheduling for the next day By the time I got home I could stop going...LOL

Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful.

My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. :grin:

  • Super User

Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful.

My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. :grin:

OMG, I'm in tears here...I have absolutely no response for that, the visual is enough. :eyebrows:

  • Super User

Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful.

My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. :grin:

 

and that was before you dropped your drawers.

You ever ask for a magazine while you are in there.

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I believe the mods have gotten used to my shenanigans. Last time they swarmed my thread like a freaking swat team. This time not even a peep. :(

  • Super User

Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful.

My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. :grin:

Monkey see...monkey doo doo

  • Super User

I believe the mods have gotten used to my shenanigans. Last time they swarmed my thread like a freaking swat team. This time not even a peep. :(

 

That's because they're still wiping the coffee/soda/tea/Budweiser off of their screen and keyboard.

  • Super User

 

I believe the mods have gotten used to my shenanigans. Last time they swarmed my thread like a freaking swat team. This time not even a peep. :(

 

Oh we still "peeped".  At least I did!

 

That's because they're still wiping the bourbon/tequila/good beer off of their screen and keyboard.

 

 

Fixed it for ya!

 

Jeff

  • Super User

Old method was asking for help. My philosophy is. If your gonna stand and watch you might as well be helpful.

My new mwthod, I make a 15 second attempt before dropping trowel and taking a #2 while wizzing in the cup. Done it on the last 4 test. I find it makes the watcher extremely uncomfortable. One before this choked gagged and stuck his head out of the room. :grin:

 

Trowel?  I though you were a wannabe electrician, not a mason.  I have to ask, why do you bring a trowel into the bathroom with you?

  • Super User

Trowel?  I though you were a wannabe electrician, not a mason.  I have to ask, why do you bring a trowel into the bathroom with you?

It's for a clean finish.

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  • Super User

It's for a clean finish.

ROFLMFAO!

I honestly just laughed out loud.

  • Super User

It's for a clean finish.

 

Why not a pointing tool.  You know, the thingy they use to hollow out the mortar in the gaps.

 

brick-pointing-tools.jpg

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  • Super User

Why not a pointing tool.  You know, the thingy they use to hollow out the mortar in the gaps.

 

brick-pointing-tools.jpg

ROFLMFAO!!!!

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I believe you were a day early on the April Fool's gag there  :laugh5:

  • Super User

Last time I needed a urine sample I had Arlo Guthrie to stand in for me.

  • Super User

Last time I needed a urine sample I had Arlo Guthrie to stand in for me.

Thats like having Charles Bukowski attend an AA meeting for you.

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