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Somebody Found A Puppy Sized Spider In The Amazon.

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  • Super User

I'll bet they taste like shrimp.

 

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Imagine him dropping on your head while trying to get your bait out of a tree! I believe I would let him have the boat haha

  • Super User

So that's where he went.

 

Dang. My pet spider escaped on the plane.

 

Phew. Glad he's safe.

Wow what a spider, bet you could used his web for fishing line !!!!

FAKE!  Who wears pinkie rings?

  • Super User

I'll bet they taste like shrimp.

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Dang! Better count the cows!!

  • Super User

Forget the bug spray and get a .22.

  • Super User

Forget the bug spray and get a .22.

*flamethrower*

If spiders got that big where I live, I'd never leave the house without my Colt Combat Commander and Busse Battle Mistress!!!

 

:surprised-038:

 

Tight lines,

Bob

  • Super User

Sheesh that's a huge creature.. Raider? Calling Raider? Your thoughts Sir...

  • Super User

If I encountered that thin out in the woods, I'd have to change out my skivvies.

  • Super User

Wow what a spider, bet you could used his web for fishing line !!!!

You know that's how they make spiderwire braid, right?

  • Super User

id love to stomp that thing to hear it squish.

  • Super User

id love to stomp that thing to hear it squish.

Can you imagine all the guts blowing out? Better wear a rain suit & waders, lol

At least he doesn't live near me.

Give it a few weeks. Raider will have one for a pet.

  • Super User

Nope nope no no nope 100% no no no

I wish I could believe it but the carpet under the hand and under the spider does not look the same.

 

those goliath bird eating spiders get pretty big though.

  • Super User

That right there is literally the scariest thing on earth. There's no creature or human alive that I'd rather not run into more than that right there. I have such a deep, paralyzing, crippling fear/hatred for spiders, but that right there? No....just no.

id love to stomp that thing to hear it squish.

 

I hesitate to step on big wolf spiders that get in the house because hearing/feeling a spider that large squish would gross me out.  There is NO WAY I'd stomp a giant spider like that one!  (And I'd be a afraid I'd get splattered if I hit it with a big stick.)  The only solution for one that size is gunshots, or cleaving it with a very big knife or machete!

 

Tight lines,

Bob

  • BassResource.com Administrator

That's a fake.  You know how I know?  Because a member here said on the Bigfoot thread:

 

 

Lol @ this thread. Sure, we find thousands of different species every year. MOST of which are insects or a similar species (small). I have yet to hear of a land animal (in the United States) that is 9 feet tall and has been "discovered" in the last century.

 

So, according to him, anything bigger than an insect has already been "discovered".  Ergo, this is hoax.

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  • Super User

But Glenn.  I found it on the internet.  It has to be true. 

  • BassResource.com Administrator

Don't blame the messenger.  You saw what the other BR member said.  There are no more "big" creatures left to be discovered. So it must be fake. :dazed-7:

  • Super User

It's a Goliath Birdeater spider.

If spiders got that big where I live, I'd never leave the house without my Colt Combat Commander and Busse Battle Mistress!!!

 

:surprised-038:

 

Tight lines,

Bob

 

You mean there's a time when you leave the house without your gun?

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