The other day I was watching Joe Buck interview Jerry Jones.  Towards the end of it, Joe asked a very interesting question.  Strangely enough, I thought of Big Bill because he seems to be an expert in these sort things and he would probably know the right answer.  Here's the question: Would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?  

oh man, that's easy for me.  100 duck sized horses.  a horse sized duck would flog the **** out of you....

Water's hard in NC?

Ducks are d*cks.  Horses are nice.  And, in that case, very small.

Depends on the weapons allowed!

4 hours ago, N Florida Mike said:

Depends on the weapons allowed!

This^^^

Neither ~ They Both give me the Creeps !

A-Jay

 

7 hours ago, A-Jay said:

Neither ~ They Both give me the Creeps !

A-Jay

 

What majestic creatures. 

An Arabian Duck.

Palomino Mallard?

100 duck sized horses.

Heres my race entry

Can you imagine the blow a horse sized ducks beak could lay down while flying after you? 100 duck size horses 11 times out of 10 and it's not close. You could easily drop kick the first 2 and wield them in a whirlwind manner as a weapons taking out anything in your path with swift vengeance. 

On 2/16/2016 at 3:04 PM, buzzed bait said:

oh man, that's easy for me.  100 duck sized horses.  a horse sized duck would flog the **** out of you....

That's what I was thinking. Having owned lots of ducks, one of them suckers lands a good thump on a knuckle or something, you feel it. If they got the size of a horse and gave you a good one to the back of the head? Goodnight, and you might even be clocked out for good. 

Wow...Spring seriously needs to get here.