I checked my mail today and found a letter with the quote, " Time waits for no one." posted on the lower left face.  I opened it and found a special offer, addressed to me by first name for my cremation.  Maybe I ticked the wife off and didn't know it. At this point, I think I'll hold off for awhile.

23 minutes ago, Columbia Craw said:

I checked my mail today and found a letter with the quote, " Time waits for no one." posted on the lower left face.  I opened it and found a special offer, addressed to me by first name for my cremation.  Maybe I ticked the wife off and didn't know it. At this point, I think I'll hold off for awhile.

I'll PM you my address...can I have your fishing gear? ?

Someone is trying to tell me something as well. I will be winning the Powerball tonight. I purchased my tickets yesterday from a tall midget, working behind the counter, at the gas station. Not 15 minutes later, on the radio, the DJ made reference to a tall midget. Coincidence??? I think not....

37 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Someone is trying to tell me something as well. I will be winning the Powerball tonight. I purchased my tickets yesterday from a tall midget, working behind the counter, at the gas station. Not 15 minutes later, on the radio, the DJ made reference to a tall midget. Coincidence??? I think not....

Sounds legit. If I were you I would start spending the money now. 

Funerals start around $12,000 and go up from there.

 

To save money families will go with cremation which is much less expensive.

 

Just don't burn the boat.

All of this talk makes me want to go fishin!'! 

Burn the letter and mail the ashes back to the sender.

1 hour ago, Hez said:

All of this talk makes me want to go fishin!'! 

Wear you life jacket! ?

4 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

Wear you life jacket! ?

 

Always when the big motor is on!  

CC if you are looking to be cremated I know a guy who will do it really cheap. Just meet him behind the Stuckey's at 1 am and he'll take care of everything else. Good luck buddy.