If I bought stuff for my trailer, does that count for the “bait monkey”?

No, it's his younger brother the 'Boat Monkey'.

That’s funny @MN Fisher but I haven’t seen the “Boat Monkey”

The bait monkey is a sly little sucker, He takes your money a little at a time so you're less apt to pay attention to how much is gone. The boat monkey on the other hand is a lot more brazen about it. He just looks you in the eye and takes you for anywhere from 500 to 115k in a shot without flinching. Pretty sure the last time I ran into him, he had a gun in his pocket.

^ He's also a sneaky little capuchin...can hide in small places and always whispering into your ear things like

"you need new electronics"

"wouldn't a larger motor be nice"

always expensive gear....

4 hours ago, MN Fisher said:

^ He's also a sneaky little capuchin...can hide in small places and always whispering into your ear things like

"you need new electronics"

"wouldn't a larger motor be nice"

always expensive gear....

100% can confirm and he doesn't get along with your wife AT ALL!

@Justbass11

I believe the boat monkey and bait monkey have meetings.

If you buy boat stuff you’ll go out on the water more and in turn you’ll but more tackle stuff.

There’s that other monkey no one talks about. He’s been on me for the last 4 months, (THE TRUCK MONKEY).

34 minutes ago, Jig Man said:

There’s that other monkey no one talks about. He’s been on me for the last 4 months, (THE TRUCK MONKEY).

Oh, the Truck Money and I are well acquainted. Every 2 or 3 years he literally puts a banana to my head and gives me an ultimatum. New truck, or else . . . .

🍌

A-Jay

The bait monkey gave up on me a long time ago. The truck monkey is working on his own but my wife keeps bringing the boat monkey into the house.

13 minutes ago, Jig Man said:

The bait monkey gave up on me a long time ago. The truck monkey is working on his own but my wife keeps bringing the boat monkey into the house.

Sweet !

A-Jay

Truck monkey got me about ten years ago but I outsmarted him. I bought a new Toyota and now Truck monkeys whispers fall on deaf ears.

Truck monkey is starting to call my name 🥴

The truck monkey visited me a few weeks ago. He drops by about every 10 years. He's very caring and gets worried when I'm driving a truck with over 200,000 miles on it. It's nice to have monkeys that care about you. 😊