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is there any hope for our future? ;D

Well at least she wasn't wearing the I DA HO sash

I don't get it.

She seemed like your average teenager to me  

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It's not fair!!! They didn't ask one single question about eye makeup, summer clothes or even hair conditioner. She would have aced it if they didn't ask such hard questions.  ;)

Ronnie

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Dumber than a sack of ******* hammers. ;D

Actually the one that asked a question like that is who I laugh at.

The miss teen did better than me, I would've said "what a dumb question, next" ;D

Ok, she didn't answer that very well at all, but seriously on the spot that would be a very difficult question to answer.  The easy answer is "Well apparently 20% of Americans are dumba**es or have shi**y parents."  Obviously that answer was not an option.

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:-? ;D :-? :'(

Now Avid, I am a teenager and I do not appreciate you grouping all teenagers like that.  I do not say that all senior citizens are senile, and can not drive the speed limit. Or did I just say that? 8-)

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is there any hope for our future? ;D

WHAT ?!?!?!?

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Wow. I'm speechless. That was just....embarrassing. You could easily get out of that by saying something about raising teacher salaries to improve education but she says something about South Africa and Iraq??? :'(

Makes sense that South Carolina's public schools were rated 45th of the 50 states recently.

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Her answer was VERY DUMB, but that question was ridiculous.  I don't even know how I would answer it, and I have had some time to think about it ::)

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What's the problem?  She's a blond, fer cryin out loud! (albeit a very pretty one)  She's SUPPOSED to be dumber than a box of rocks!   Besides, everone knows that 20% of Americans can't read a map because of education in South Africa.   ;D  

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Don't forget Iraq!  

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The more stupid they are, the easier they are......Yeeeeeeehaw.

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The more stupid they are, the easier they are......Yeeeeeeehaw.

Agreeesssss YEEEEEEEEhawwwwwwwwwwww

I think I've dated her sister..... ::)

Jen?  Sarah? Tasha?  I think you dated her whole family dude. ;D

You guys have no idea.  He likes them pretty but God help them if they can spell ;D

I think I've dated her sister..... ::)

Jen?  Sarah? Tasha?  I think you dated her whole family dude. ;D

You guys have no idea.  He likes them pretty but God help them if they can spell ;D

DUH!

LBH just got BUSTED!!!!

My answer to this would have been simple, but would have ticked a lot of people off too.

"It seems that a lot of people in America don't care enough to learn about their place in the world."

My politically correct answer would have involved improvements in the public schooling system here in America.

However; her answer? 1 in 5 Americans can't place America on the map because they don't have maps and education in Iraq and South Africa needs improvement?

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

I've got a good joke for her:

If a car is going down the road at 90 mph and looses all four tires, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator....

None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Well... Maybe she would actually understand that one. I sure don't. I love laughing at peoples faces when I rattle it off though.

With her looks I am sure she will have a very Successful future.  I am even willing to take her under my wing and give her guidance.  ;)

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My answer to this would have been simple, but would have ticked a lot of people off too.

"It seems that a lot of people in America don't care enough to learn about their place in the world."

My politically correct answer would have involved improvements in the public schooling system here in America.

However; her answer? 1 in 5 Americans can't place America on the map because they don't have maps and education in Iraq and South Africa needs improvement?

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

I've got a good joke for her:

If a car is going down the road at 90 mph and looses all four tires, how many pancakes can you fit in an elevator....

None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Well... Maybe she would actually understand that one. I sure don't. I love laughing at peoples faces when I rattle it off though.

Have you lost your marbles or are you trying to locate the U.S

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