d**n skippy.

Nimrodery run amok.  

Theres only two things guaranteed in life, death and taxes.

That went over like a lead balloon.

Useful as on a boar hog

-Bling bling birch.

-Hold my drink while I lick your face.

Its hotter than a sleeper in a patch.

*** Odd word filter.

'scuse me while I whip this out......

It is what it is!!!

What a BD!.. BD means "broke (slang for richard)"

If you had brains you'd be dangerous.

You would lose your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders.

You need to use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Sit down, shut up and fish.

Don't pee down my back and then tell me it's raining.

I'm hungrier than a hostage in Iraq.

It's hotter than nickel night at a wh*** house.

It's on like a pot of neck bones.

You couldn't get la*d in a Chinese who** house with a handful of rice.

the pain of remaining the same is greater than the pain to change

After reading BB's references to houses' of loose morals, I was reminded of a saying of my old man's.  When he enters a room that smells of strong perfume, he always exclaims "smells like a french wh*^e house."

After reading BB's references to houses' of loose morals, I was reminded of a saying of my old man's. When he enters a room that smells of strong perfume, he always exclaims "smells like a french wh*^e house."

LOL, my dad used to always say that and now I tell that to my son when he over does it on the cologne.

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.

   Martin Luther King, my hero in life

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 If you think that Young lady you have bee seeing so much of is Cute, go meet her mother. In 20 years they all turn into their mothers, so you can see what you are getting yourself into

 my Uncle Tony, who has taught me much, always with a sense of humor

Watch this!

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

usually by one of my friends, about 20 minutes before they get Life Flighted

I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

Get insit downshut up& hold on

Drop the rod, reel the slack, & set the hook

Christian, American, Heterosexual, Pro-gun, Pro Life, Conservative, any questions?

Lack of planning on your behalf does not constitute a crisis on my behalf!

Gun control: ones ability to hit ones target

"I'm all over it like a fat chick on a bar stool!"

"Put your seatbelt on, I'm gonna do something cool!"

That girl in the red dress looks like a tote sack full of bobcats.

Break it off, we're fishing for money.

GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY. TEACH A MAN TO FISH AND HE WILL FRUSTRATED FOR A LIFE TIME

YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?

 teamster shop stewart when forman asked: Do you really neeed 10 guys to change one light bulb

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.  T.R.

Its on like donkey kong

I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that hat

Great Zeus's beard!

She looked 18 to me.

Giggity ALL RIGHT

It measured on my rule. Flip it over

if we had some bacon, we could have some bacon and eggs...if we had any eggs.

As quoted by my Pops

"It's colder than a witches out here"