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Would you fight a honey badger for $200k

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  • Super User
Oh, I wish I had an extra $200 grand I didn't need, because I would seriously set this up.

You don't need that kind of money. Just get someone to televise it. You'll have people lined up around the block. With some of the "reality" shows that are on now, I don't think it would be a problem to find a producer willing to give it a shot. Another possibility is to put it on a mixed martial arts card. I'm just thinking...

I'm gonna have to go with no, simply because I would be too embarrassed to fight naked, I'm kinda shy.

Saw this on another forum. It got pretty funny after all of the replies.

You must fight it bare handed and naked.

"Adult honey badgers rarely serve as prey for pythons, wolves, bears, lions, tigers and leopards; their ferocity and thick, loose skin makes it difficult to grip or suffocate them. It is able to twist inside its own skin and bite whatever is holding it."

they've killed a lion before, 1972---the badger ripped off the lions genitals.

Video on youtube of it taking on a huge monitor lizard.

They'll fight boars, and hyenas, snakes.

The skin is very thick and loose and it's hard for animals to penetrate.

A lot of times lions don't even bother with badgers and badgers have been known to chase off lions and steal their kill.

HOLY $HI*! Ya, i value my genitals to be at least $500k. I don't think i would fight if i was clothed, and had a sword

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Personally, there is no way I would fight this thing. You would have to pay me at least triple the payout for me to even think about it.

in my drinking days, am told i fought a helluva lot worse for a helluva lot less.

I would kill that little critter for 200K. I will probably need a lot of band aids afterward.

  • Super User

I'd fight it naked only if it was REALLY, REALLY cold out... 8-)

  • Super User

I'd get into a rumble with one of them for 200k.  No problem.  Just give me time to make sure my health insurance is up to date first...

  • Super User

in my drinking days, am told i fought a helluva lot worse for a helluva lot less.

mee 3three

  • Super User

I would like to see a fight between the honey badger and a wolverine.

  • Super User

I want this dude as a pet.....Walking a honey badger around the block on a leash would put my name on the map. A pit bull wouldn't have a chance against this thing.

No chance I'm reading 3 pages.

Don't you guys think that the lion, for crying out loud, has a pretty flawless hunt-kill-eat method.? I think if the king of the jungle passes this up as a meal, in a sober state i would decline. After a Redskins loss and completely inilated, game on.

  • Super User
No chance I'm reading 3 pages.

Don't you guys think that the lion, for crying out loud, has a pretty flawless hunt-kill-eat method.? I think if the king of the jungle passes this up as a meal, in a sober state i would decline. After a Redskins loss and completely inilated, game on.

So you wouldn't have a problem taking the badger on after tonight when the Cowboys spank you  ::)

  • Super User
No chance I'm reading 3 pages.

Don't you guys think that the lion, for crying out loud, has a pretty flawless hunt-kill-eat method.? I think if the king of the jungle passes this up as a meal, in a sober state i would decline. After a Redskins loss and completely inilated, game on.

So you wouldn't have a problem taking the badger on after tonight when the Cowboys spank you ::)

Look junior, spanking is what happens when you backtalk your mother. It also happens when you throw a few extra dollars to la mujer de la noche. ;)

The Redskins are getting a straight *** beating tonight. ;D

Edited to show I can admit when I am wrong. ;D

  • Super User

in my drinking days, am told i fought a helluva lot worse for a helluva lot less.

mee 3three

O.K...I'm callin both of ya's on this...what the hell did you guys fight, that was tougher than a Badger..?

BTW, ever seen the damage a badger can do to soft tissue..?  ;)

After watching the video the only living person to defeat this animal would be Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick

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I think I'll earn the $200k the old fashion way.   That's a bad, bad guy there. 

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