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39.  Is it 40 or 50 when your not supposed to trust a fart?

31

17. It's weird, I can't imagine being 50 or 60 like some of you guys, but you probably look back and think it went by fast.

The older you get, the more you realize how short life really is.

I guess it seems like it's going slow, then you look back and realize how it really wasn't.

61 in March.  I remember being 10 years old and thinking about the year 2000, how far away it was.  Its been here and gone, in the blink of an eye.

27. But my shoulders and knees feel like they are 50.

It's funny how different some of these are from what I thought they might have been.

I'm 20

50 on superbowl sunday and my team ain't there.

Boy I hate the packers

  Me too!!!  I'm sick!!! 

59 

Too old to bother, too young to care.

31.  My wife says I act much younger though.

Jim

37, share Elvis's b-day!

I'm the oldest 29 year old you'll ever meet....

57 and praying.

22

Old enough...

To Party...

22.

48 in July, but most of the time I act younger than my kids.

29

Old enough to know better. :

20.

23

28 in April.

I'm 21 in bars and at parties

Anywhere else I'm 20 

I'm almost as old as Old Mike.

I meant Long Mike. ;D ;D ;D

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41.  Don't feel it.  Definitely don't act it.