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He's the undeniable force that drives you to BUY, BUY, BUY!!! He's the one that makes you buy all of those rods and reels and bait after bait. I think Raul was the one who created the baitmonkey, thanks a lot man ;)

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Raul IS the Bait Monkey, although he claims to ONLY represent Him!

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Oh thats his name. He bites me with his infectious rabies everytime i go to walmart and BPS. He doesnt let me out the door without buying something.

Does the bait monkey have a name?

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Oh thats his name. He bites me with his infectious rabies everytime i go to walmart and BPS. He doesnt let me out the door without buying something.

Does the bait monkey have a name?

urmmm... bait monkey???

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OUCH --- The bait monkey strikes again!!! A trip to Gander Mountain and BPS all in the same day!!  Sanity has returned and now have to re-arrange the boat---yeah that much. ::)

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Now for the bad news:  This time of year, when all the tackle outlets are gearing up for the spring fishing season the bait monkey transformes into a 500 lb bait gorilla ;) ;D

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I've been out well over 40K already this year and haven't wet a line yet(I won't admit how much over 40K).  Triton 21X, Rods, Reels, Line, Plastic Baits,  Crank Baits,  Jerk baits, Topwater, ect, ect.  What the heck, I am retired and am spending my son's inheritenance.   I made it and hope I can spend it all before I die.  The devil of it all is I had a bulding a little larger than a 1 car garage so full of tackle you have to pick your way through it and 4 other boats.  My son says he is going to put out a contract on the Bait Monkey.

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Derived from the term "monkey on you're back" in reference to an addiction.

The monkey has been so persistant here this year, that I think my belly is now showing signs of a six-pack from carrying him around.

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The bait monkey has a mean streak. He just walked in my office (Don't even ask how he got past security), punched me in the face and said "Snap out of it. Of course you need another St. Croix"

I hate it when that happens.

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my belly is now showing signs of a six-pack

Mine also... but the wife calls it a beer belly! ;D

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I find that the bait monkey is more seductive than forceful.  She sort of tantalizes you with the promise of extreme gratification.  

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The bait monkey smacked me on the back of the head yesterday and demanded a new pair of prescription polarized Oakley's.  Of course, I had no choice but to obey...glasses will be ready on 3/16.  Sweet!

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Yup the baitmonkey and I are good friends, finds me all kinds of tackle I dont need

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