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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!

No mention of Namath, Unitas or Starr??? My favorite was Namath and I like Bradshaw for his sense of humor but if I could pick one in his prime for my team....Montana hands down

Hey Hookem......best call him an old Met (or even Dodger)...he hates that team in the Bronx more than you do! ;D

Glad all is going well.....take good care of her as I know you will.

2.74!! good lord, the cheapest we have is 3.48 Whoops.....wishful thinking...it is 3.74 and even higher today.

Hey Russ....don't get creeped out....KY folks are gentle....plus you can always fish Lake Barkley.....I do ;D ;D

With the barrell prices going down the prices at the pump at stations around me went up 10 cents today to 2.74......wonder whats up with that?

And the SEC will have nothing to do with this one......but we all know that any one of the top SEC teams would kick either one of these teams butt ;D

Just came across this thread my friend.......I'm thinking about you. Hang in there.

Ahhhhh.....I find joy in this Now I just want a big THANK YOU from BOSOX nation for beating the Rays twice and helping you guys get real close!

Thanks Matt....tough loss for us, it said on paper we should have won but thats why they play the games....great coaching job by the UCLA staff to make the 2nd half adjustments they did.......Wish we'd just open against Michigan from now on ;D

Michigan vs Tennessee Boy the Vols stunk it up.....Michigan may be the only team we'd have a chance to beat Realistically I think Florida vs USC and Florida taking it.....BUT there is a long way to go and the upsets have just begun!!!

Yikes.....looks like I'm out. My son is getting married on the 25th and I know I'll have to be there for all the stuff the prior week. Ya'll have a great time, I'll try to make it up maybe one day.

Sure would be nice if they trashed the BCS and had a playoff......what a concept to determine a champion on the field.....but then again we wouldn't be able to have these discussions.

Hey Matt, Here's my personal 2 cents.....My Vols play 5 big time games this year (UCLA, FL, Auburn, GA, AL) as respects AL I don't care how up or down the Tide or the Vols are this one is always big time, 2 tough ones (MS State, SC) 5 easier ones (UAB, No Ill, WY, KY and Vandy) KY and Vandy always get up for us big time so we have to be careful, nothing good can come of those games for us...Plus hopefully a bowl game Sooo, thats about all this 56 year old heart can handle....any more would surely kill me.... NOW....let's go back to arguing! :

I am of the opinion that the Red Sox played Taps for us last night. May we RIP until free agency begins ;D I may now have to turn my attention to that other team from New York......UGH!!!!

Come on Sam....nobody wants the truth.....let's just keep arguing about it....it's a whole lot more fun!!!!

Hey Burley and the Beast.....you guys going to the UAB game?

I'm loving it! Can't wait for tomorrow night.....let's play some ball!!!!

I might have to agree with you there also. I hope not, but the team is missing something right now. Could it be Manny?

Ahhhhhh.....this is what's so much fun about college football.....let the trash talk begin!!!! GO VOLS!!!!

YIKES Glad I live far away!!!!!

When did the Village People do bluegrass? ;D

Green Pumpkin

Thank God they're not coming to Tennessee!