Big C

I seem to catch more fish when I use hooks.

Buzz baits.

Sharks.

I thought I had A.D.D. one time, but I can't remember why.

Jorts and tie dye.

Sounds like fun.

I basically do three things. 1.Find the sloppiest part of the lake (lilly pads, grass, weeds, whatever it is) park my yak in the middle of it, and throw frogs/sickfish. B.Hit the bank and all visible structure. 3. Hop big swimbaits and jigs off points/clam beds.

I know, but you get some weird looks. On the other hand if you're not throwing a texas rigged worm at my lake you get that.

My three favorites are firetiger, baby bass, and trout. All of which I airbrush myself.

I got morning dawn, and switched out the hard plastc tail for a bubblegum trick worm. It looks so cool, but I'm almost self-concious about slingin' a 10" pink and purple rat.

Would you say I have a fishing problem if I put Reel Butter on toast?

Spro Rat.

What kind of glue did you use?

If that is true than just about every bass ever caught has most likely suffered a broken jaw.

That's a crappie ghost story.

NICE! That's hilarious.

How do you guys land fish in your kayaks? When fishing I stand almost 100% of the time, so I usually just "yak flip" them in. But one of these times I'm going to flip in. What's your prefered method?

Do they know you're spying on them?

Frogs, any condition bass eat 'em. They are so much fun, super easy to use, heavy enough to cast and as weedless as possible. Don't worry about braid or rod action or color. Let him pick a couple cheapies online and have at it. The braid thing might not be a bad idea, but if he breaks off who cares it's still fun.

I get that feeling ALL THE TIME. If it doesn't go away try Exlax.

Haven't caught anything on mine...yet, but I can already tell it's gonna be a producer. Well worth the money. If you're on the fence hop on over.

I forget to bring my paddle when I go kayak fishing, ridicule and heckling soon follows. Then I have to find and use a big stick to paddle which makes small children point and laugh. After 20 minutes of answering "Why aren't you using a paddle? By the way you ain't gonna catch nothing on that big ole' lure you should be using a purple worm." I usually just leave. Update: Just got home from yak fishing guess what I forgot. Yeah, my paddle. My brother was just rolling 2nd time in 3 trips.

Check out Matt Allen on You Tube he has some really good info on this subject.

I have the Catch 22 which is similar to the baby bass. It's decent, but if I could do it over again I would have gone for some Big Hammers, or Trash Fish.

If you catch one eat it. (Before they eat somebody or something).