frogtog

Welcome aboard. and 1971 was a good year, they let me out of the mental ward and I took up bass fishing.

Thanks for your service and God bless.

Prech I know it won't me. :

You need some of that stuff that they give you when you go to the doctor to get a Rotor Roter, you know that thang they do from the bottom up. ;D

> Charles Schultz Philosophy > > > > > > > The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the > "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. > Just > read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point. > > > > > > > > 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. > > > > 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. > > > > 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America title. > > > > 4. Name ten people who have won either the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. > > > > 5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and > actress. > > > > 6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. > > > > > > > > > How did you do? > > > > > > > > The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are > no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the > applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and > certificates are buried with their owners . > > > > > > > > > > > Here's another quiz. See h ow you do on this one: > > > > 1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school. > > > > 2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time. > > > > 3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile. > > > > 4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special. > > > > 5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with . > > > > > > > Easier? > > > > > > The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the > ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They > are > the ones that care . > > > > > > > > > Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life. > > > > "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It 's already > tomorrow in Australia " (Charles Schultz) > > > >

Yea they are good. Best invention since the light bulb.

3 days a week 10 hour days. If it rains all week then I fish all week.

Rabbits are very good eating. Just keep an eye on them for a few more weeks. Then just skin them and take some butter and vinagar, soakem for a few minutes and bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. Reel Good. Oh yea if those cats give you any trouble you can cook them the same way.

Yes always.

The first reply was correct. The point should come out of the rounded part of the worm. 8-)

You are letting the fish have the bait to long! You need to set the hook faster when you feel the bite and this will cure that problem.

Poor cats had to go home hungry. >

Need to check your toilet before you sit down. ;D

Whats the 200 mile deal? I remember something about 200 miles. 8-)

I love it when they don't make me beat it out of em. Good Post RoLo

I tryed to buy it but he beat me out with that .7 :-[

I don't worrie about it that much. I have been fishing tournaments for thirty five years and know most of the people I fish with and trust them. It is usely thr ones that show up out of nowhere and win then you don't see them anymore. :-/ But like I always say, they can't have but five fish.

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I > think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story > from the Microsoft Word Helpline which was transcribed from a recording > monitoring the customer care department. > > Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired, however he is currently > suing the organization for "Termination without Cause." > > This is the actual dialogue of a former Microsoft Word Customer Support > employee (now I know why they record these conversations) starts here: > > Employee--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?" > > Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word." > > Employee--"What sort of trouble?" > > Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden, the words > went away." > > Employee--"Went away?" > > Customer--"They disappeared." > > Employee--"Hmmm So what does your screen look like now?" > > Customer--"Nothing." > Employee--"Nothing?" > > Customer--"It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type." > > Employee--"Are you still in Microsoft Word, or did you get out?" > > Customer--"How do I tell?" > > Employee--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?" > > Customer--"What is a sea prompt?" > > Employee--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" > > Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything > I type." > > Employee--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" > > Customer--"What's a monitor?" > > Employee--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. > Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" > > Customer--"I don't know"> > Employee--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the > power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" > > Customer--"Yes, I think so." > > Employee--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's > plugged into the wall." > > Customer--"Yes, it is." > > Employee--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there > were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" > > Customer--"No." > > Employee--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find > the other cable." > > Customer--"Okay, here it is." > > Employee--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into > the back of your computer." > > Customer--"I can't reach." > > Employee--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" > > Customer--"No." > > Employee--"Even if you m a ybe put your knee on something and lean way > over?" > > Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's > because it's dark." > > Employee--"Dark?" > > Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is > coming in from the window." > > Employee--"Well, turn on the office light then." > > Customer--"I can't." > > Employee--"No? Why not?" > > Customer--"Because there's a power failure." > > Employee--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it > licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing stuff > your computer came in?" > > Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." > > Employee--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just > like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought > it from". &G t; > Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?" > > Employee--"Yes, I'm afraid it is." > > Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" > > Employee--"Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer... >

They have a pill to help you cope with the lose of that pin. ;D

Yea I liked the Arab Dancers. ;D

That was good. ;D

Well I did my part today. I stayed at the shop and paid my guys to just clean equipment. None of my trucks on the road today. I know I'am just one little speck in a billon but I save about 65 gallons of gas today. What if everybody had done the same thing, wonder what the out come would have been. :-/

Been Bow hunting for a long long time. Fred Bear tought me how to shoot in 1971 I don't even use a gun anymore. I just draw down with my 70# Matthews. 8-)

You are going to have to buy a new PC. You need the one with an overdrive to keepup with the stuff that goes on here.

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