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Senko…there I said it. I don’t throw them so I don’t catch on them so I don’t throw them… It’s a sad, dangerous, cycle of decay and neglect that must end.

I don’t know if it’s legal in Florida but I do know the hallways of the school I’m at can be mistaken for a George Clinton concert back in ‘74…less fights until roughly 10:30ish when it starts to wear off

“You do realize you don’t have to consume everything they bring out…it’s not a contest…” Went over well

Absolutely…haven’t taken a sick day in a decade…I’ll throw up, sciatica, Covid, SARS, Ebola, the plague, dislocated knee, hungover, generally just hate everything, I’m coming to work…during the spring, all sick days used up to fish

Gallon, minimum.

While ‘really fishing’ no, obviously not allowed in tournaments anyway..Late afternoon in the fall while the sun goes down? Absolutely. Not college days drunk. Early 40’s, I got ***** to do tomorrow but I’ll enjoy today buzz.

#7…Stella..I work for the school system. Ain’t no way, no way I’m taking off for feeling bad, only take off to fish

I’d need 4 shots to get me a thru tactical bassin…they catch’em. They’re good. They’re knowledgeable..they’re annoying..meanwhile, working on my 5th Stella pretending 6:05 isn’t coming in the morning

Honestly, I’m telling you, don’t let kids/dogs wonder near the bank especially unsupervised, but again when walking down a bank walk at an angle so you can see and make your presence known. If they are surprised or frightened they are dangerous to anyone. If they see you and you see them, 99.9% they turn and go the other way…now the adolescent ones 2-3-4 feet will chase lures and come investigate stuff

“Alligators are generally not aggressive,but will eat small dogs and people.“ That sir is Gold. New working title for the autoBio

Walking off the practice field at 11 am…yea

I’m a couple credits shy of my MD but I battled elbow pain for a while. Thought it was from the casting. It wasn’t. It was from gripping the fishing rod to tight for to long. That tendon is tight when you grip it for hours on end. It hurts worse when your casting so you think it’s from that…hell I ain’t a Dr, take the advice or don’t but ever since I stopped it, I’ve been pain free.

Much like catching big women. Get around things they like. Food, comfort, easy access.

Tournament Anglers Flow Chart: 1. Catch a fish. 2. Catch 5 fish. 3. One of those 5 be a big. 4. One be a giant, 4 good ones. 5. 3 better than good ones, 2 decent. 6. 5 giants by 10:30, put boat on trailer, drink beer until weigh in, ridicule and point at other anglers who struggled, all the while knowing with prize $ you’ll buy lures you don’t know how to use to arrive back at #1.

Go to video and take a short video of it. Screenshot the ones you like from the video

Black Velvet is top shelf. Mix that with a women named Misty, a job you hate, unresolved issues from childhood. and a pack of heaters and you sir have a night ahead of you…

Yea maybe during their hay day but UM has been exactly that the last couple of years….”UM-MMM we still have a team?” But yes those UM-FSU battles were stuff people can’t understand outside the sunshine state…I mean real deal hatred *This is great btw…talking ***t is 83% the fun of sports once you don’t play anymore*

Maize and Blue on the 3 peat?? You remember the 90’s and early 00’s…

Probably a Gator too…most annoying fans in the known universe..Buckeyes and Gator fans. Shots fired. Interested to see what Colorado does. USF is a mess. FSU is trending ⬆️ Riley’s got a stick out there at USC

The ol lady was a fox a one point…now, more of a timber wolf.

Working is difficult. People don’t like difficult. I’m talking about adults, not the kids. I teach inner city public high school. The kids get a bad rap. The d**n adults are worse than the kids. Kids are resilient. They’re like puppies. You can cuss them, throw them out of your room, let them know they sucked today, then show them love the next class period. Adults? Ha. Insecure, moody, selfish, lazy etc…I laugh when people say ‘I don’t know how you deal with kids….” I have no clue how they deal with childish adults…I don’t know the answer to your post btw

Haha!! Oh she gives it back. Trust me

Wife: ‘good thing about Covid was I lost weight..’ Me: ? (don’t say it…don’t say anything…don’t do it!) “yea babe just another half dozen times and you’ll be back in your weight class….” (well, you just had to do it didn’t you)

Here’s me and my partner deciding on either a 1/4 oz or 5/16…that’s me on the right

^That part