813basstard

I agree. It’s here to stay. like putting toothpaste back in the tube..ain’t happening

“How do you compare yourself with other golfers Ty…?” ’By height’ All relative my man..

^this. Just like football practice in the rain. If it happens when you’re already out there..great. It you head out of the locker room in a down pour..miserable

Some nights it’s high end whiskey in real glasses and sometimes it’s a Coors Light kinda night

A lot going on here…good luck!

Nope. Don’t quit. Go the opposite direction. Enter every tournament you can with or without a partner. Pre fish or not pre fish. Been there or not. Just go. Tournaments will start to feel practice and you do well in practice. Bingo

You don’t want the ones that it may spook…***holes usually get more results..those are the ones you want

Negative.

Being voted top 3 male specimen on my block of 12 here’s what I’d keep in mind. Find something you can repeat. Eating raw eggs and grass and two hour workouts are great to sprinkle in. You can’t live like that. Trust me. Only weigh yourself once a week..maybe. Not everyday. You’ll get discouraged, and it fluctuates to much to be an average. Drink as much water as you possibly can. Then drink more. It really is jet fuel. Replace any in between food otherwise known as snacks with fruit vegetables or both. Avocados are a gift straight from the beyond. Have fun with it! If it’s miserable everyday after two months or so it’s not sustainable. good luck!

No shirt, no shoes, no hat, no sunglasses pack of 305’s, Jean shorts, Coors Light, a truck that starts in spite of the laws of thermo dynamics and a dream…the way God intended bass fishing

Most days in Florida you can’t see the bottom of the live well when half full… 6”-1ft=feels just like home. 1-3ft=what the hell is this clear stuff? 3+= sorcery

My God I thought I was alone…it’s laughable how often it happens. No, as a matter of fact it is laughable. When she tries to reach in my plate I remind her we’re in the same weight class so step lightly sister…step lightly

Teach and coach at a title 1 school my whole adult life…I’m worse than the kids. They come fast, furious and with intent. “coach you only cuss at the ones you really care about…” Well, had to agree to that s***

Ok. New working title to the auto biography… In the mix with… ‘How do fireworks stores stay open year round’ ’is it mandatory to order chicken wings in groups of 5? ’do you have to pretend to water fake plants?

Here’s the flow chart: Do you want a truck? ~>yes do you have the money? ~> yes Buy truck Do you want a truck? ~>yes do you have the money? ~>no Dont buy truck

Ah man, fishing ain’t changed..finding where they’re at has but you put something in front of them they’ll probably bite it. Guys get in front of them more then they used to I agree but all that other s***, same stuff

Go by the local dive bar around 7pm… You'll see a bunch of the same trucks.. I would imagine not much difference

Pops told me a couple of Coors Lights and a Friday night…

Yea…always. If I’m flipping then no

Financially, I can retire when I’m 237. Luckily I’m planning on hitting a scratch off which will set things in motion. Trade the wife in for a newer model, buy a boat that has more gadgets than the space station, increase my alcohol and fried food intake by 37% and play bad golf often… I mean, I don’t see any holes in this plan

I got nothing against social media, my life is so boring I’d have nothing to post and I’d unfollow me Oh here’s me working. Theres me coaching. Oh another of me fishing. Let me slide in a overused quote that I don’t even believe in. Heres a pic of one of my kids doing average sh** Heres our vacation trip which looked fun but was a disaster. Here’s a pic of the whole family…that one way in the back Id like to choke until breath leaves the body etc etc

“I once worked with a guy who got hit by a cop car in a liquor store parking lot.” Working title for autobiography has a new club house leader…

I’d lose that snap thingy on the front.. 2ndly that’s a Booyah covert right? Those are money. Usually run REALLY straight. 3rdly like Phil said you maybe be working it to fast. 4thly pay attention to how the boat is drifting..away from you it’ll increase the speed which will make it run sideways

1. You’ll never be happy when you settle. 2. Find a women with money. In real life OG I wouldn’t do it but if I did it wouldn’t be a Tracker with a 50. If I’m going in debt buddy, that d**n thing would be a screw away from a space shuttle

“I keep fishing the parking lot until the water was pretty much gone“ Thats a phrase I thought I didn’t need to hear but glad I did..my man also ate the fish from the parking lot. There should be a statue