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yeah, we used a jig with a dollar bill for a trailer to catch em.

i let my wife wax our car while i vacuum the house and wash the dishes.

fish has a frown on his face ?

bank fishing i used the ugly carbon 2 piece 6-6 medium fast all last year and it has become my favorite. I bought a 2 piece ugly carbon 7-0 medium fast this winter and and put a president xl pflueger on it and will find out this spring how it performs.

or when wind blows your ruffled up handfull of toilet paper away when droppin a deuce amongst the thistles and sticks and you have to duck walk to go get it.

beware of the termites down in florida, lots of houses are infested with them.

so is ours but it rings 2 times before fax takes over which gives me my chance to have fun.

never answer house phone except when i want to screw around i answer with Hello, Pizza Hut.

hey alex, when i was stationed in jacksonville fl, i went fishing at this place called mcintosh fish camp somewhere around gainsville. Are you familiar with this place? it was back in 1981.

around 4 $pples a day and my eyes are fine thankyou.

roll the windows up and turn on the heater, have some fun.

or the high schoolers grab the boat for the day and plays the music where alot of the language is cuss words and putdowns.

tell them you are positive for the virus

jet ski operators doing massive donuts churning up the water so they can jump their own wake.

when horses attack

yeah, i turned the game off at halftime and did some projects that needed taken care of. I knew the ending would be the same as the last 9 years. I made a deal with the devil in 2010 during the 3rd quarter when they were playing pittsburg in the superbowl. I said let them win this game and i will never care if they dont win again. Done deal.?

if you are bored and want some crazy boating views watch this. I spent 3 hrs untill 2am last nite viewing these incredible boats and crazy captains.

this was my boat, no its not a bass boat, its a 1979 Glasstron Carlson 21 ft with a 460 cubic inch engine with a bekley jet drive. This boat was fast, loud and a chick magnet. I boated on the lakes of minnesota, moved to Las Vegas and ran lake Mead and the Grand Canyon and moved to San Francisco and ran on the delta. This boat which i enjoyed so many great times with broke me. I finally sold it when i lived in san fran, i just couldnt afford the storage fees to keep it at the delta, the fuel prices in calif in the year 2001 were like $3.50 a gallon and that big engine only got 2 mpg takin it easy. The cost and time of the repairs were draining me also. I did all my repairs myself, including rebuilding the jet drive replacing impellars, wear rings, the main shaft which is $400.00 stainlees steel part. Then the broken windshield, seats broke, steering cable, bilge pumps, batteries, new covers every year because the sun destroyed them.....and then the trailer tires, rollers, insurance, registration. I would like to buy a fishing boat but i know if i get a old aluminum boat or something fancy i am goin to be sticking money into it for repairs and for sure upgrades. There are also lakes here that i bank fish and wade that dont even have public ramps so i woudnt even be able to fish them from a boat and if i could get a boat on them i would probably end up where i bank fish from anyway. So the boat is out for me unless i won the lottery and could spend money and not worry. But then if i did win the lottery i would move to Florida and get a big 30 plus footer and go ocean fishing.

fargo-moorhead snowing now, expected 1/2 inch

bad angler no, though i do say out loud to myself on occasion what an idiot i am.

i agree, need to chil out from the run and gun and i make it a priority to sit my butt down and eat a snack and it actually feels good at the time as it just feels like there is a load taken off my shoulders and a calming presence in my mind. I compare it to a road trip as you are on mile 345 and you keep saying i am going to stop at the next town to eat and then up comes the next town and you say well the next one and before merle haggard can sing his next song on the radio its 10 pm and you still havnt stopped.

those look exactly like the one i bought for $5.00 at fleetfarm, i now believe these are mass marketed and many companies stick their name on it and kvd just stuck his name on them for the $$$.

well if you dont like my chicken soup heres what my filipina wife loves to eat, its called balut, i myself cant get past the beak. Wife always asks me why i like to eat fried eggs with a runny yoke but not balut?

my unknown brand of cheap split ring pliers is an adventure to use. I wear glasses when using it to avoid getting an errant ring shot into my eye. There are a few rings laying arond the living room floor that took off on me and will find them with the vacuum cleaner one day.

chicken soup is my favorite lunch to eat out on the banks, just open up the thermos and pour some into a bowl, sit down and look at nature and slurp it up.