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That’s deep.

I went out to the lake for a while today and looked at some naked folks that should not have been naked. Cottage cheese, flaps , questionable moles and hairy backs were all I could concentrate on. And those were the women. A lot of the dudes should have been wearing bras. Big voluptuous man boobs, I feel dirty just typing this. Anyway, I left and went to the grocery store and spent 120$ on steaks and I’m about to grill these puppies up while I sip on a cold one. Happy 4th everyone!

I heard borax works on termites too.

Via con dios hombre. We’ll leave the light on for you.

Watt eye wheel say iz eye amm reelie gud aht spelling.

I love seeing Old Glory fly all around my neighborhood. Happy Birthday USA !

Dang

A percolator and Black Rifle Tactisquatch is my favorite way to make coffee, but usually I can’t wait that long .

What other secrets does your pond hold ? We’ll have to wait until the next episode of Swampy and her magic canoe.

I would be fretting about it when landing a hog .

Yikes

Oh yeah . I use a fairy wand quite a bit especially when casting into the wind.

I prefer to use light tackle so when the hook is set , it’s rodeo time.

I’d be tickled to catch 1% of the fish you do

That’s an amazing machine.

If I invite someone to come along on a fishing adventure in my old crappy boat, I expect them to paddle when we break down and not complain about it. Just kidding. Sort of.

Thank you and wishing a Happy Father’s Day to all of y’all as well. At 6pm cst the family is eating fried catfish after the kids sing “ for he’s a jolly good fellow “ and then I get a present and a card with a dollar in it. It’s nice just to have all the kids together .

I guess it’s time for me to gooble the NEXT. I’ve never heard of it.

Junebug, watermelon red and chartreuse pepper are good ones in my area.

I should have bought an electric fillet knife way earlier. When we just get a few fish I still use the fixed blade, but when there’s a cooler full Bubba starts screaming.

That’s awesome right there. I do miss the robe pics though.

It’s because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

I fish at night almost exclusively during summer. It’s cooler and less crowded.

There’s a user on the forum named @thediscochef that fishes the lakes in that area. I bet he’s got the juice.

In Texas you aren’t supposed to say “ Hey all . “ It’s “ Hey y’all “. Just trying to help you fit in. I live up by Amarillo but we travel to DFW every once in a while. On Hwy 35 there’s a bunch of lakes between you and Wichita Falls. Ray Roberts is around there as well.