Ok, I'll get it started.

To fish, or not to fish,that is not a question!

My fish is bigger than yours

Here's a famous one: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.

So what's the best you got? Post it up!

Just keep swiming.

my fishing buddy is an older guy, and he's always got these corny shirts with fishy sayings:

 

"I live with fear everyday.....but some days she lets me go fishing!" is probably my favourite 

All fishermen are liars except for you and me and I'm not so sure about you.

Where are the fish?

In the water!

Fishing is easy, it's the catching that gets tricky.

Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll go fishing.  Henry David Thoreau

 

I'd rather be on the lake thinking about God, than in church thinking about fishing.  

"Angling is extremely time consuming. That's sort of the whole point." - Thomas McGuane

 

"The finest gift you can give to any fisherman is to put a good fish back, and who knows if the fish that you caught isn't someone else's gift to you?" Lee Wulff

 

Two of my favorites...

Cant catch a fish unless you wet your line

Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll go fishing. Henry David Thoreau

I'd rather be on the lake thinking about God, than in church thinking about fishing.

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Give a man fish...feed him for a day!

Teach a man to fish...confuse him for a life time!

better question is what is your favorite " one word"er" on the lake........

 

I normally don't compete an entire line, just one solid good word.

My father-in-law had a sign in his office

Fisherman: a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end of the line.

A common question after a day of fishing

"Where'd you catch them at?"

 

My response

"Right in the mouth!"

"Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.” — Chuck Clark

 

“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” — Doug Larson

Watch your own bobber...

"Good Boat, Good Bait, Good Beer, & Good Bye . . . . "

 

A-Jay

Fishing is a waste of time. Catching is worth all the time you wasted fishing.

"Get the **** away from me"

I've got a bright chartreuse shirt I wear during weeknights tournaments that says in big, bold letters "If you can read this you're fishing too close!"

Shut up and fish !

Stay the hell outta my area!

Be careful. Might get your arm broke.

Jeff

Be careful. Might get your arm broke.

Jeff

 

 

Oh-oh, No Good, Get the Net !

 

A-Jay

Oh-oh, better get the camera out. Get the measuring device out too.