Mariah Carey is the quintessential diva; self- absorbed, unaware, vapid and, as divas are known to do, named her six dogs names that speak to her diva- ness.  They are Muttley, Cha- Cha, Squeaky Beans, Jilly Beans, Pippity and The Reverend Pow Jackson.  I think we can all agree that her husband, Nick Cannon, came up with the last name.  But I digress.  So, as much as I'm poking fun at these silly names, I'm in no position to criticize; I named my childhood dog Harry Dumptruck, and my wife, Keri, had a cat named Weirdo.  We also named our truck, "Jeb". A buddy of mine had a dog named GDAD (God Da*n, Another Dog), and a cat named ADA (Another Dam* Animal).  People name their pets, cars, guns, musical instruments, body parts, etc.  So today's question is:

 

WHAT SPECIAL NAME DO YOU HAVE FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING?

I have two very good friends I call Charpo & Mr Bagre . . .

 

 

A-Jay

Off topic but Mariah Carey is so fine i would crawl a mile thru broken glass just to catch her poot bubbles out of the bath water with a bucket

I caught a channel cat once when I was a kid and named it "Charlie"  Dad let me put it in the stock tank.  My Uncle named one of my dogs "Marcel"  Other than that, I'm pretty boring!  

Pipecleaner

Pipecleaner

Bahaha hope you don't bust open a clog on a sewage line

These questions are like hanging curve balls. LOL

my monster burban's name is Chub's..wife named it.

My parents have a cat named Waffles.

Since we dont know the gender of our first kid yet we are going with "lil sprout" for now....

Hop-Long-Cassidy and Jingles.

 

Friend and his son.

 

Both are great guys one is about 300 pounds, a-la Jingles.

Rabbit droppings - are called Jingle Balls.

 

Because when the dogs find them, they act like it's Christmas . . . .

 

 

A-Jay

My daughter's name is Amanda and I always call her Amanda Bear.

 

When my son Dillon was born, my daughter always watch Winnie The Poo so she called Dillon, Roo after one of the characters. Fast forward 9 years later, he's still called Roo in our family.

When I first read the heading my immediate thought was that you were asking about what we called our "man parts".  LOL!!!

 

My sister gave me a cat named Snickers but my g-friend and I call her stinkers or "stinky"  I also call her (the cat) "Fuzzy grub".

^ You weren't the only one that thought that. 

I call almost everybody Bubba or Buddy. Does that count? Lol.

a best friend of mine...we call him....  Goo.  and he earned that nickname about 15 years ago and it has stuck.  the story is a little racy to explain here.

 

also... my son's best friend.  i call him 2.    as in... my 2nd son...and....well....you can guess the other reason.  lol

 

so i guess my contribution here would be GOO and 2...

We have two idiots at work that I have taken to calling.. "Busey and the unit ". One looks and acts like Gary Busey, the other is......quite the lady's man, in his own mind at least. Put the two of them together and hilarity ensues. Busey and the unit has become a popular show around here.