Ever felt like your shorts are funding communism? Well they just might be.

 

Ever feel like your cargos are making you look un-American, well they are.

 

Ever feel like you can't get down like you could in the 80's? You forgot your shorts in the 80's. That's the problem.

 

Good news fishermen, the shorts of the 80's are back, even though you can't buy the hair you had in the 80's, you can buy the shorts.

 

 

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/

 

 

You're welcome.

Wow ~  Those are B.A.D. - bad.   

 

Boxers with a Belt - not my style now or then.  And although I was out to sea for a good majority of the eighties - I don't remember than fashion statement - 

 

I will admit - some of the names of each pair of shorts are really funny.

 

A-Jay

I'll buy a pair-right after I grow a mullet.

id rock them

My pfg and Columbia shorts look like those. Just not in a bunch of ***** colors

My pfg and Columbia shorts look like those. Just not in a bunch of ***** colors

X2

Finally, someone got the length of shorts right.  Most 'shorts' you see on the market today are ridiculous looking...they look more like short pants than actual shorts. 

 

I'm definitely going to order a few pair.  Thanks!

$60 for a pair of shorts?   No thanks.

Finally, someone got the length of shorts right.  Most 'shorts' you see on the market today are ridiculous looking...they look more like short pants than actual shorts. 

 

I'm definitely going to order a few pair.  Thanks!

 

Sounds good - please post up a few selfies after you do - in front of a mirror in the men's room at the Bus stop of course.

 

A-Jay

I am just curious why you would be searching for chubbies and shorts......

Sounds good - please post up a few selfies after you do - in front of a mirror in the men's room at the Bus stop of course.

or down by the docks.

These are shorts.

 

 

 

These are not.

 

I would pay someone to be able to pummel the living daylights out of those knobs modeling the shorts on the website.

I don't recall ever seeing some those patterns in the 80's, except maybe on Martha's Vineyard or the North Carolina shore.

I like those green ones Redline posted, I have some and I got them at Bells outlet for 10 bucks.

Finally, someone got the length of shorts right.  Most 'shorts' you see on the market today are ridiculous looking...they look more like short pants than actual shorts. 

 

I'm definitely going to order a few pair.  Thanks!

 

Go for it Robert, I can see the plan.

 

First it was the love of fast cars, and now the shorts?  All that's left is to get out of the real estate game and get your private investigator's license to bring out your inner Thomas Magnum! 

I guess it depends on what you are trolling for......

They need to get Shelby Stanga to be the spokesmodel

They need to get Shelby Stanga to be the spokesmodel

 

Or Daisy Duk-ster.

 

A-Jay

Who wouldn't want to fish like this !!!  LOL

 

These are shorts.

These are not.

I'm 6'4 my nuts would hang out of the top shorts. I try to find a happy medium between those

men, its time to dress like men.........and men dont wear cargos.

 

if the inseam is longer than 6 inches, you are wearing capris, not shorts.

men, its time to dress like men.........and men dont wear cargos.

 

if the inseam is longer than 6 inches, you are wearing capris, not shorts.

 

 

Good God, I don't want to see you in 6" inseams.  I wear 8", and you are taller than me!

 

Jeff

Mr.Tommy Biffle has always been a believer.

 

A-Jay

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJSE0aKi5Ts

Tommy biffle has a big set of cods

Couldn't help but laugh when he spit on the rattle to stick it in the hole in the bait. I guess I'm still 13

I have a few pair of 6 in....... the standard polo short in 8 and they are too long IMO, but I am too lazy (and cheap) to drop them off at the tailors.

 

in wearing shorts, your entire knee should be showing IMO.

Vineyard Vines makes some great shorts, as does Bills kakis but the Bills needs to be heemed if I rememeber correctly.

 

if wearing Polo they make a  6 in the pastel colors, which are my favorite...... pink, light blue, nantucket reds, yellow, ect.... I think it might be the polo golf line but not sure .......... all perfect to wear with PFG's or silmilar.

 

JCrew makes some great shorts too.

Shorts are kinda my thing as I own about 73 pair........ I will be glad when I back down to my "fighting weight" to wear them this summer.

 

Work shorts I run to the Nautica outlet in Tunica to get me by..... they are longer but are cheap and do the job of looking good at work.

 

by far the best brand of tshirts going is Southern Tide, good shorts too, but their shirts are AWESOME, best tshirt out there, great fit and the softest cotton made and GREAT colors, IMO