Sister in law for sale. I'm tired of her and now excepting offers. She is 5ft tall and 5 ft round. Would probably make a good beach ball or pool float. Assuming you can get past the shrill whining and nagging. Has more health problems then a 90 year old hypochondriac. Least that's all I ever hear about. A sinus infection is the same as the rare Asiatic triple mosquito flu. Least I think that's the last thing she caught. I don't remember I wasn't really paying attention. Openly discusses female problems and other stuff I could really care less about. Maybe one of y'all would care more than myself. Cause I'm just a non caring ******* with a special place in hell reserved for me. Also really wants a child. Will not freaking shut up about it. After an hour of listening to her whine. I informed her I could make that a reality for her. She smacked me. I was just trying to be helpful. Honestly, I was just trying to shut her up so I could resume my fishing.

Positive attributes. She can cook like a freaking champ. That's pretty much all I can think of.

Possible uses. Beach ball or pool float. Dolphin call.(Her voice reaches pitches that only a dolphin could appreciate). Stick her on the front of a truck and you can smooth asphalt. Scare crow. Rare and made up disease encyclopedia. Actual encyclopedia.(She knows every d**n thing. Just ask her.)

I'll start the bidding at some used bubble gum and a twig. I don't want to get my hopes up that I'm gonna get rich off this.

If your sale goes well, I got one up for bid also.

 

Haha. Beach ball!

pics.

pics.

I ain't that stupid. All I need is for someone to stumble across that. Use your imagination. Picture a hippo that bread with a wildebeest.

I ain't that stupid. All I need is for someone to stumble across that. Use your imagination. Picture a hippo that bread with a wildebeest.

bread?

bread?

Bred. My phones keyboard hates me.

pics.

Her name Violet Beauregard?

 

Picture a hippo that bred with a wildebeest.

 

Can't quite picture that, but it's still cracking me up!

After reading about your sister in law i walked up to my wife and hugged her and gave her a big kiss.

Does she come with a harpoon, cause I'm thinking about it?

Does she come with a harpoon, cause I'm thinking about it?

 

No harpoon, but Raider told me he had to round up some buddies last summer to push her back in the water.

Her name Violet Beauregard?

 

Funny you posted this, we have movie nights at my house every Friday with the kids, tonight is the original Willy Wonka.

Funny you posted this, we have movie nights at my house every Friday with the kids, tonight is the original Willy Wonka.

It's a sign from above.

I was going to post a picture. but me thinks it would get me banned.

It's a sign from above.

The ceiling?

No harpoon, but Raider told me he had to round up some buddies last summer to push her back in the water.

Float or sink?

As I scrolled threw the news feed I see "HUGE SALE" by Raider? My first thought was, I didn't know he fished, what could he be selling?

As I scrolled threw the news feed I see "HUGE SALE" by Raider? My first thought was, I didn't know he fished, what could he be selling?

Hurtful.

I fish. According to my wife I'm just not good at it.

We should fish together then, this was my fish of the day Today!

We should fish together then, this was my fish of the day Today!

At least you have open water. My fish of the day is soon to be fried crappie from last November

 

At least you have open water. My fish of the day is soon to be fried crappie from last November

I feel bad for you and dedicate this one to you.

Try sell her on a "per pound" basis.

I feel bad for you and dedicate this one to you.

What brand net is that and do the crank hooks get tangled in it?

I just got it at the BPS Classic sale because my last net would automatically get every barb of a jerkbait EVERY time! By the time I'd get it free I'd have drifted 200yds

This one is still rope but it's rubber coated and works lots better! Between it and the spot lock on my IPilot I hope to catch more fish!

I'll check the brand later, I'm in the Hot tub now

You could always list your auction as a Whopper W/Cheese....