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After much thought and contemplation. I have decided to look into composing my memoir. I believe the world could use a laugh right now, and feel I'm the one that can do it. Assuming this goes well I may get Sloneze to cowrite my second installment. I'm gonna win a Pulitzer prize for the astounding look I'm gonna give into the world of Raider.

Also my pregnant wife is a freaking nutcase. Seeing as she won't quit reading over my d**n shoulder.

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My wife has informed me the title of the book is gonna be, "Hello my name is Raider and I'm an attention *****". The cover is gonna be of a "hello my name is..." sticker.

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Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

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How did I get roped into this? Oh, I'll need a hefty advance before you get my wheels spinning

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So has she read any of the sister-in-law posts?

Your voice pitch hasn't raised so I assume that she hasn't read any?

She certainly has. Laughed her butt off at them too.

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How did I get roped into this? Oh, I'll need a hefty advance before you get my wheels spinning

If my first book goes as planned. I'll get you hefty advance.

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Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

ROFLMAO

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I just want an autographed first edition. 

That should stop the wobble on the kitchen table

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I'm curious enough to reading this. Anyone else want me to mail the memoir to them when I'm done? LOL

Sure, I suppose I can read 2 pages while I'm sitting on the throne.

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Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

 

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

 

A-Jay

 

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Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

 

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

 

A-Jay

 

attachicon.gifRaiders Book Cover.jpg

I'm digging that gnarly robe.

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Sure, I suppose I can read 2 pages while I'm sitting on the throne.

Sounds like you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone..

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That looks more like decomposing than composing.

New title for the book, with the boots as the cover pic

 

A turd, by any other name.....

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attention ***** ... sounds about right

I am most certainly that. Hell I'm a straight up attention nympho.

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