After much thought and contemplation. I have decided to look into composing my memoir. I believe the world could use a laugh right now, and feel I'm the one that can do it. Assuming this goes well I may get Sloneze to cowrite my second installment. I'm gonna win a Pulitzer prize for the astounding look I'm gonna give into the world of Raider.

Also my pregnant wife is a freaking nutcase. Seeing as she won't quit reading over my d**n shoulder.

My wife has informed me the title of the book is gonna be, "Hello my name is Raider and I'm an attention *****". The cover is gonna be of a "hello my name is..." sticker.

It's already been done.

 

It's already been done.

 

That is shear awesomeness!!

I'm curious enough to reading this. Anyone else want me to mail the memoir to them when I'm done? LOL

Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

LMAO

So has she read any of the sister-in-law posts?

Your voice pitch hasn't raised so I assume that she hasn't read any?

How did I get roped into this? Oh, I'll need a hefty advance before you get my wheels spinning

So has she read any of the sister-in-law posts?

Your voice pitch hasn't raised so I assume that she hasn't read any?

She certainly has. Laughed her butt off at them too.

How did I get roped into this? Oh, I'll need a hefty advance before you get my wheels spinning

If my first book goes as planned. I'll get you hefty advance.

Here's the title for your memoirs.

 

MAKING FRIENDS, ONE LADLE AT A TIME

ROFLMAO

I just want an autographed first edition. 

I just want an autographed first edition. 

That should stop the wobble on the kitchen table

I'm curious enough to reading this. Anyone else want me to mail the memoir to them when I'm done? LOL

Sure, I suppose I can read 2 pages while I'm sitting on the throne.

LMAO...I'll see if I can get an autographed copy for ya.

Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

 

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

 

A-Jay

 

Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

A-Jay

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ROFL...Perfect!

Will be a Best Seller in no time ~

 

Here's a cover photo for your consideration.

 

A-Jay

 

Raiders Book Cover.jpg

I'm digging that gnarly robe.

attention ***** ... sounds about right

This should be on the cover

 

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Sure, I suppose I can read 2 pages while I'm sitting on the throne.

Sounds like you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone..

 

This should be on the cover

 

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That looks more like decomposing than composing.

That looks more like decomposing than composing.

New title for the book, with the boots as the cover pic

 

A turd, by any other name.....

attention ***** ... sounds about right

I am most certainly that. Hell I'm a straight up attention nympho.