I went streaking through a very busy campground. It was dark so I didn't think it would be that big of deal until someone hit my neon white backside with a spotlight. I'd like to apologize to anyone whose eyesight was damaged by the glare. I ended up in the little river that ran through the campgrounds, waiting for my then girlfriend (now wife), to bring me something to cover up with for my walk of shame back to the tent. 

1 hour ago, Columbia Craw said:

squat down low so my tansducer was just getting a reading

Lol! My favorite quote in this thread so far

I once mooned a full auditorium at a 50's and 60's concert. As security was running up the stairs to the stage the crowd demanded an encore...twice

 

 

Mike

5 minutes ago, Mike L said:

I once mooned a full auditorium at a 50's and 60's concert. As security was running up the stairs to the stage the crowd demanded an encore...twice

 

 

Mike

 Just a guess butt...lol....alcohol had something to do with this.

Is that how you got the nickname Dink?

46 minutes ago, papajoe222 said:

Is that how you got the nickname Dink?

Come on ???????   That was not nice.  The water was really cold.

I have experimented with a man and i liked it.?

2 hours ago, rangoo said:

I have experimented with a man and i liked it.?

 

Good to Know.

 

A-Jay

11 hours ago, A-Jay said:

 

Good to Know.

 

A-Jay

Just kidding...lol

Just about all of my "hidden secrets" are no longer either.

I had a brief fascination with pyromania when a pre-teen.

Used to pour rubbing alcohol on the bathroom counter,

turn out the lights and throw a match on it to watch it burn

blue then burn out. But I was always prepared! I always had

water in the tub with a towel in it ready to be thrown on the

counter. Proof of how dumb I was, LOL.

 

I won't go into detail but I also burned a hole in the linoleum

in our bathroom...toilet paper was involved...I was 13 then

and when Dad found out, he gave me 13 swats with the stiffest
leather belt he could find.

 

I never played with fire after that, LOL. We have a great laugh

about it today, Dad and I. My older brother once burned a field

by a gas station...

Never could live up to his pyromania.

On Saturday, December 24, 2016 at 10:30 PM, rangoo said:

I have experimented with a man and i liked it.?

Whoa...this thread just took an unexpected turn.

5 minutes ago, deaknh03 said:

Whoa...this thread just took an unexpected turn.

Unless the poster is a woman

i currently have a mild addiction to text twist, and solitaire, and may possibly have a third nipple. but thats it, i swear.