Avoiding the BaitMonkey ........

 

ROFLMAO !!!!!

The only way to stop the bait monkey is the quit fishing and sell all your stuff. LOL

It’s easier to avoid the baitmonkey when you have a ton of new stuff that’s still not fished because you have no time for fishing.

Resist the bait monkey, why, that's no fun!!

I will never beat the bait monkey entirely, but I have been doing a wonderful job keeping him at bay when it's not black friday or I lose a productive lure in the middle of the season I would fish it in.

I had a way to keep the monkey occupied while I surfed through my favorite fishing sites. I found a site showing monkey porn 24/7. I'd put it up on the tube, grab my laptop and I could browse for hours without interruption.  It worked for all of two seasons when a new monkey arrived. You guessed it, he's gay and they don't have a site showing gay monkey porn, so I just cut up my charge cards and the dang thing can only get me to spend cash.