A couple weeks ago, the grandson tells me he wants me to wrap his Christmas presents in blue polka-dot wrapping paper. I talked to him a few hours ago and he asked if I bought polka-dot wrapping paper. I told him no, I'm going to wrap his presents in toilet paper. He asked me if I had blue polka-dot toilet paper. Fast forward a couple hours. He calls me again. a few minutes ago. Asks about the blue TP again and I said no, it's just plain TP. He asked me if I could wrap the presents with the brown spots and farts on the outside. LOL 

Well you gotta admire his imagination......don't you.

1 minute ago, Bird said:

Well you gotta admire his imagination......don't you.

I've created this little guy and I'll take the credit with pride. His father is dead. I may not be perfect but I can teach him how to be a man. 

And a man he is! I salute this fella!

 

Edit:

You should do it! Airbrush of course

Having 2 young boys myself, I understand that farts are a way of life and a constant topic of conversation, especially when it's completely inappropriate to be doing so. 

8 hours ago, slonezp said:

I've created this little guy and I'll take the credit with pride. His father is dead. I may not be perfect but I can teach him how to be a man. 

TP not withstanding,

 

That’s all that matters. 
 

 

 

 

Mike

Somehow, I'm not surprised by this post @slonezp...LOL

12 hours ago, slonezp said:

I may not be perfect

Nah, that is perfection!

I saw the thread title and immediately wondered, "Where the heck is this going?"

Just ordered a roll of poo emoji stickers. Going to wrap the gifts in poo-ka-dot toilet paper. 

Edit

Beautiful! I love it! You are one cool grampa! I'd sure think so if I were him

Farting and grandsons should not be wasted.  It is an opportunity to bond together in a moment of innocence.  I hope you have taught him the value of farting while seated on a nice oak chair to gain that clear distinctive golden tone.

3 hours ago, Columbia Craw said:

Farting and grandsons should not be wasted.  It is an opportunity to bond together in a moment of innocence.  I hope you have taught him the value of farting while seated on a nice oak chair to gain that clear distinctive golden tone.

Crop dusting will be the next lesson. ? 

2 hours ago, slonezp said:

Crop dusting will be the next lesson. ? 

Dutch oven next? ?

Don't forget cup o'cheese.

Beef stew?