What do you call a lost nun?

A Roman Catholic!  🙂   

 

How do you get a date with a country girl?

A tractor!

 

Why do you call a 2 door chicken coop a coop?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan!

 

Warned you they were stupid!

Those are dad jokes. What most people don’t realize is that most males already have them hardcoded to their DNA. As you age, they start coming out and you don’t even know where they come from. 

Horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, so... why the long face?

Guy walks into the Doctor's office claiming he feels like a dog.

DR asked how long has he felt like this ❓

The guy responds " ever since I was a puppy " .

Son: I’m sorry I don’t like fishing Dad. Am I adopted?

 

Dad: Not yet. We can’t find anyone that wants you.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

 

What kind of wave does a fly surf?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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An investigator

 

A microwave

A termite walks into a bar and asks…

”Bar tender here”?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

 

”Irrelephant”

1. How can you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

 

The alligator will see you later but the crocodile will see you afterwhile.

 

2. Why don't eggs tell jokes?

 

Because they would crack each other up

 

3. Have you read that book about anti-gravity?

 

It was impossible to put down.

 

 

The bouncer wouldn’t let a mushroom into the bar. He said “ oh come on , I’m a fungi. “