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Yes and no. I'd be willing to bet most of the murders are being commited by and to gang affiliated individuals. Only when the innocent bystanders are brought into the equasion, others begin to pay attention. Here in Chicago, the murder rate is up 36% over last year http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/02/chicago-murder-rate-surges-as-new-york-s-drops-to-record-low.html .Our police department is understaffed between 2000-3000 officers and the officers we have are putting in tons of OT. CC is not to prevent the gangbangers from killing each other. It's for law abiding citizens to protect themselves from the nutbags.

I live in IL. I'm a sitting duck.

My son caught this carp earlier this week while bass fishing

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Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, And every year Ed would say, " Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter " Norma always replied, " I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! " One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said, " Norma, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance" To this, Norma replied, " Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks" The pilot overheard the couple and said, " Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars." Ed and Norma agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word... When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed! " Ed replied, " Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Norma fell out, But you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!

So, Yesterday I'm driving down the highway and saw a billboard for an app to see how long the wait is in a certain hospitals emergency room. I thought to myself "Why on earth would anybody use that? If it's an emergency, it's an emergency. Get your @$$ to the hospital." Today while driving myself to the ER to get my finger stitched up I received a phone call from our HR girl who says "I just checked online. There's a 2 minute wait in the ER so you should get right in"

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I have heard it's from old age

You could head out to Lasalle. Good summertime lake for blues and hybrid stripers. If you head to the Chain, stay on the northern lakes. Channel, Marie, Bluff, Petite, and Fox. The southern lakes have some really shallow areas. If you don't know about them you could break something. Otherwise head downtown.

If you remove a turtle from his shell, is he naked or homeless?

The Cubs My heartbreak stories always happen on tournament day and always involve money.

You need a sharp knife. I was waiting for you to cut your fingers off. If you're going to pursue cleaning fish as a youtube sensation, might I suggest you make different videos on fileting, scaling, gutting different types of fish etc. Never tried steamed fish. What kind of rack do you use. Sounds tasty if you stuff it with onions, red potatos, lemon, salt and pepper. Maybe some butter?

Nice. I have an XD .40 which has performed flawlessly and I'm looking at the XDS

It's not the G rated jokes, It's the G rated website.

It's tough with the low water levels right now. If you get a west or southwest wind, launch at Burnham or Diversey and head towards Navy Pier. Fish all the breakwalls for smallies. I'd tell you to hit the Fox Chain, but with the water being low, if you don't know the water, it might be risky. Bass bite has been on fire lately. I know the water well and have gone through a couple props this year. Whereabouts in the area do you live?

Alright Traveler, that's one of the original blonde jokes from 20 years ago. Time to get with the program. "Mommy, mommy! Why do I keep running in circles?" "Shut up or I'll nail you other foot to the floor!" "Momy, mommy! Daddy's throwing up in the bathroom" "So?" "Billy's getting all the big pieces"

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http://www.wimp.com/epicmudslide/ How not to add structure to your favorite lake

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cool to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" The blonde said it was hers. "Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said. The blonde replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree." The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred." "No way," said the blonde. "My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry' cause I fed her this morning." The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!" The blonde looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog."

I thought this too. I'm thinking more the "attractive" scenario. They were scumbag stalkers. If she knew them, she must have really ticked someone off. Either way, It's f'ed up.

Sounds like a troll has everyone hooked. Instead of vodka, a little red wine and garlic works for me.

I have some old lures and 2 original Silaflex(pre Browning) rods from my grandfather, a couple pics and a ton of memories. The stainless steel rods and OLD baitcasters that I learned with were in the trash when gramps was still alive. He was always buying the latest and greatest. No grandkids yet, but I guarantee they'll be fishing as soon as they learn how to swim. (My rules)

You'll be fine BC. The new nail will grow back thicker than before. Gonna be real tender for awhile.