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What? No aftershave?

His girlfriend claimed he was under a voodoo curse

That prop had only seen the water 4 times.

Does the trailer have bottom bunks or just rollers? If you have bottom bunks, the boat should rest primarily on the bunks and the rollers are just guides.The weight of the boat along with the winch strap secured in the front and you should have 2 tie downs on the transom, will be enough to keep the boat from bouncing around while being trailered. EDIT Just read it's a bunkless trailer.

The side bunks are there to help while loading the boat. Without the bunks, it could be difficult getting the boat on straight, especially when it's windy or you have alot of current.

Here's how my memorial day ended on the water I have a bald eagle tattooed on my chest. Does that count?

One of my favorites, I haven't heard in a long time Never heard it before. Love it.

My ex wife looked like Darryl Hannah back in the day. Only instead of being a mermaid, my ex was a bi polar alcoholic.

I would have known that if I watched the show.

Now that American Idol is over I'll have to tune in The day the Time Bandit pulls up a mermaid in a crab pot is the day I'll believe.

I'd check with the mfgs specs on the motor. 50-60 amp is pretty standard. Here are some BPS circuit breakers. http://www.basspro.com/Marnico-Switchable-Reset-Circuit-Breakers/product/97362/97711

Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the President. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no"violently. The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And...the fans would love it!" So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want." He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and throws her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming -- and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!" Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong? The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"

http://youtu.be/Xv1tMioGgXI

I'm with ya Snook. I just enjoy being on the water.

If you're worried about harming the fish, somebody makes a culling kit that utilizes aligator clips so you don't pierce the fishes jaw. I can't seem to find the mfg online, but I may still have them in my garage. You're able to locate the small fish in the well, but still have to lip it to get it out rather than pick up the fish by the ball.

Welcome from northern IL You eat those fish in your avatar or use them for fertilizer?

My son called me this morning and told me. Time for a roadtrip. 4hrs away and I have a place to stay.

My condolences.

If you're going to be sarcastic, you could at least spell your words properly

I threw mine back 18 years ago.

Don't forget. I made 4 touchdowns in one game.

If money was no object a Charger 475. Problem with most fish n skis is they do neither well.

Don't remember if I posted this one and I'm not going back thru all the pages. Penguin goes to the auto mechanic and drops off his car... Sez he's going to lunch and will be back in an hour... Orders a sandwich with extra mayo and sits to eat... Finishes his lunch and goes to see what the mechanic has to say... Mechanic sez, " looks like you've blown a seal"... Penguin wipes his mouth and sez, "No really. it's just mayo"...

Day of the dinks on the Fox Chain today. Water temps at 74 degrees and water very stained. Carp making love all over the place. My son and I managed to win big bass with a measly 3.38lbr. Only weighed in 4 @ 8.87 and was 2.5lbs(or 1 fish) away from taking first place. Such is life.

Makes sense