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Welcome cole water. Yeah, Ive been fishing the Chain for about 8 years now and have caught a few 5lbrs and heard of some sixes, even a 7, but figured it was just a myth. If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?' *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I wonder around income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The ' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: - I do not like Chinese. The First Officer replies: - Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat? - You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese. - Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese. - Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike. Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says: - No likee Jew. - Why not? Why do not you like Jews? - Jews sink Titanic. - No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. - Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.

Chatterbait, spinnerbaits, and jigs. No real rhyme or reason. We really didn't develop a pattern. Not a lot of bites thru the day. Some fish were tight to structure and some were cruising. All were in less than 5ft of water. Heard the 6lbr was in under a foot of water. Heres the weigh in video My son and I are the ugly guys at 1:47 http://youtu.be/7bnWON9sa0M

Ain't that the truth

No problem

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Seven was the "Jump the shark" moment. Depressing I'd rather not remember.

Get your battery issue fixed? Nice looking rig.

Watched that vid a few years back. Was a nice refresher course. Just sent the link to my boy.

Reason I'm asking is my son is working on a biology paper and he found a source that said a bass will release half her eggs, then a couple weeks later a fourth, and a couple weeks later the last fourth. essentially spawning 3 times. Anyone else hear of this? It's news to me.

Oh look. Supplements that turn you into clayton. (j/k)

http://youtu.be/-RaFApVP0zU

Good luck. Been tournament/club fishing for about 8 years.

Too funny

If he had used a Ramses we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Sorry to hear the rest of your days fishing will be miserable. WTG

A jig

To me, Justice sounds like a strippers name. Maybe I'm just old. I like traditional names. Think about when the child gets old. "Grandpa Justice" doesn't sound right. In my family tradition is the first boy is named after his paternal grandfather. I broke that and named my boy after his paternal great grandfather.

Check batteries and connections. Sand the corrosion of the terminals until they're shiny. Could have 1 dead battery.

The stage is set with a mountain man trapper and a misty valley. He's kneeling down in a stream setting a trap near a beaver lodge with his faithful white horse grazing nearby. With a drizzling mist in the air. He stands to his feet and looks at the canyon rim and sees three indian silhouettes. He instantly whistles for his faithful horse and the horses ears perk up. And he takes off for the opposite canyon rim. Next thing he knows, everything goes black. He wakes up groggy to find that he's tied to a tree with the indians placing sticks around the bottom of the tree to start a fire and burn him to death. He begs to one of the indians, please please just let me talk to my faithful horse one last time. The indian responds, "yeah that's fine, you're going to die anyway". So he whistles for his faithful horse. The horse comes over to him. And the mountain man whispers quietly into the horse's ear and the horses ears perk up and the horse instantly takes off down into the canyon. Some time elapses. The mountain man becomes conscience again and looks down to see the yellow glow of a small fire starting with a pillow of smoke coming up. He looks up and sees his faithful white horse riding up the canyon with a beautiful naked blonde, hair blowing in the wind, and body parts bouncing with the ride. The horse rides up and the indians ****** the lady and tie her up. The man says, "Please please just let me speak to my horse one last time." Now after seeing what the horse brought back the first time, the indians respond with "Fine!" He whistles for his horse and the horse comes over and he whispers quietly into the horse's ear. Instantly the horses ears perk straight up and he takes off down the canyon. Everything goes to black and he loses consciousness. And time elapses once again. He wakes up to find smoke and sweat in his face and through it he can see his white horse coming up the canyon with a beautiful unclothed brunette this time. The horse pulls up and the indians pull her off the horse and tie her up. The mountain man begins begging to the indians, "please please let me speak to my horse one last time." The third indian says "heck yeah". The mountain man whistles for his faithful horse and the horse come over. . . . . . . . And the mountain man screams at the horse, "I said POSSE you **#@#* horse!!!"

You know what else lasts for about a year? The constant grabbing at your shirt pocket.

Nice. Makes me wonder why such a large fish would hit a small, by comparasion, jig than wait around for a larger meal. I guess she was hungry.

Fish tacos?

If you will be tourney fishing, you'll need to get permits from the local DNR. I'd guess some type of insurance. A place to launch and weigh in. Probably a bunch of other stuff. You can try to contact an existing orginazation and inquire about starting a local circut. There are a bunch of regional and nationwide clubs that are always looking for more fishermen.