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I don't disagree with that at all. The weenies of which I speak have no idea what anything is on that list. Not one thing.

That wasn't a minivan, it was a $70,000 Escalade!

I think John Wayne just rolled over in his grave. Some of these girlie men need a good dose of a Marine drill sargeant (old school, not the "modern patty cake" ones)in their face to teach them what it means to be a MAN! things like: Hard Work. Blisters. Callusses. MUD. Dirt. Trucks. Chivalry. Guns. Peeing by a tree. Horses. God!! Country. These days we have too many good young men growing up to be weenies!

Isn't that Lebonese stuff the coffee that is chewed and spit into a jug then brewed? Yummy!

It's awesome here! I killed probably thirty the other day until this farmer came running at me with his shotgun. Man I barely made it out of that barn alive! I still don't know why he was so mad at me. The nerve of some people!

Seagulls = Flying rats. A few years ago I was driving a large truck when I collided with a very large wild turkey. He was flying across a field and crossed in front of my truck at windshield height! That dumb thing hit right in front of my face and shattered the windshield. Luckily the windshield stayed in place and deflected that bird off to the side or I would have been seriously hurt. Incidently, We stopped to look for the turkey but it ran off. Those are some tough birds!

It doesn't get any better than Rage Tail! It is NO coincidence that most of my BIG fish have come on Rage Tail products. Last summer I got on a kick using a Carolina Rigged Smokin' Rooster as my primary search bait. Funny thing is, when I found fish and wanted to slow down and "work the school", I didn't change baits! I just stopped the boat and kept using the same bait! Nothing else worked as good. Oh, Long Mike, one thing to add to your OP, I think Big O DID invent CAMO SHORTS!

Totally CGI. fake.

Could be worse... I overheard a lady telling her story of winning. She went in with 20 other people and they won $4. That's about $0.18 each after taxes!

If you had a neighbor you didn't like you could leave it on all day and night playing reruns of the Lawrence Welk Show.

"Dude, did you see my snowboard come by here?"

Wedgie man to the rescue!

I astral projected one time last week. I think it had something to do with eating a bad burrito.

Tried it in the Grand Canyon. It was horribly prepared. I couldn't eat it. I don't think it was really rattlesnake. I think someone cut the toe off the cook's work boot and deep fried it in beer batter.

I will be marketing a new invention this spring. A portable torpedo system that can be fitted to anything from a yak to a bass boat. Any interest?

I actually got up and walked out of this one... Cloud Atlas. Starring Tom hanks and Halle berry. My wife tricked me into seeing it because it had Halle Berry in it. Even that couldn't get me to sit all the way through this one. I actually had thoughts of trying to get my money back by telling the theatre I found a booger on my armrest! I feel like I've been robbed. Puke. Don't waste your time.

That would be one to hermetically seal and store in a barn. The value of that car will be off the charts someday, especially with the provenance he has to go with it. Not everyday you see a title with an autograph of a famous racecar driver on it. The perfect heirloom to pass on to the grand kids!

Am I dreaming? We're number one? Shhhh please just let me sleep for more than a week! I hope we annihilate USC! I hope we beat them so bad that Pat Hayden has no choice but to fire Lane Kiffin! I hope we don't fall victim to the "#1 curse". ND vs. Alabama or Georgia (or possibly even Florida). Now that TV contract doesn't look so bad after all does it NBC? Amazing what a few wins will do! Sorry guys, I don't mean to gloat, but I've been waiting for this for 24 years! Now, about that Brian Kelly statue...

I would love to fish while up there, but I'm not sure yet how much time I will have Friday morning while my wife is taking the deposition. Some last a half day (in which case I would not have the time to fish), and some last all day (I would have time). I know she has to make some time for some SCHMOOZING too. She gets to plan this one, it's her business trip. I get to fill in the gaps while she's gone with my own plans. If it works out, I might take you up on your offer JF. It would be nice to meet you. I'll pm you IF I can forsee a reasonable amount of time to make it happen.

If he wasn't afraid before, he is now!

My wife doesn't fish either. Once in a great while she will go out with me for the boat ride and sun while I fish. I wish she would do it more. She's an awesome wife and mother so I can't complain. I married over my head too. But then again, Rosie O'Donnell would be over my head. So, yeah, I'm the lucky one in this relationship!

Bama loses to LSU, USC beats Oregon, K-State and ND win out and meet in Miami for all the marbles! Tuesday, January 8, 2013: bronze statue of Brian Kelly unveiled on Notre Dame campus! Full disclosure: I'm an Irish fan. Can u tell?

Wow. You guys are a lot of help!

I'm traveling with my wife to Ithaca because she has to do some business there and i need to find something to do. We will be flying in Thursday nite 11/15, doing the business Friday till noon or so, and then it's play time until we fly out on Sunday 11/18. I can do internet researsh to find things to do, but that isn't as good as local information from my BR buddies!

Done too. Survey says?!