Troutfisher

No problem guys, I knew as soon as I saw that I had to repost ;D

Thanks guys, I loved the joke, as Jimzee said, it pulled me in hook, line, and sinker. ;D

This is terrible, very sad to see this happen. Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling overwho should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that familyunity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Marshall University's football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. (You can insert any football team you wish, I chose Marshall, b/c they're West Virginia's University's rival)

You post the best jokes Frogtog ;D

Question: Is it Washington state or Washington, D.C.? Nice upset last night BTW. 8-)

Fry 'em. Err, uh, jail 'em.

;D ;D ;D

I was in 5th grade and we were interrupted by a teacher next door who said "Turn on the TV, a plane flew into the World Trade Center. We turned our TV on, and while we were watching we saw the second plane fly into the 2nd World Trade center. It really scared a lot of kids in my class, as well as teachers. Then we saw the Pentagon scene, and it was just smoke. I remember the news people saying that had flight 93 not been taken down, it would have slammed into the White House or Capitol. May we always remember what we are fighting for. God Bless our Nation, Troops, and President.

Did he delete his profile? :-/

WHAT A GATOR!

Mdudy Man cna't fsih wtroh a lcik! Wait, who said that? ;D

That was David Lindsay's giant smallie, wasn't it? It was a piggg! I believe the #4 heaviest smallie ever caught. I don't know if David Hayes smallie will ever be beat though.

Well, I just bought a 2 year subscription off of Ebay. Thanks for the link, guys. I'll stay with them another 2 years and see what happens.

What's with all these close calls with BR members lately? Is the baitmonkey going rampant? Glad to see you're all right!

Get well soon!

A good list of jokes, Muddy! 8-)

Don 't know if you are trying to be funny or what, but your suggestion is absurd and ridiculous. Tipptruck: "Excuse me sir , Mr judge, your honor, ya see, them kids were playing with me tools so I decided to beat them" Mr Judge: "well sir Mr Tipptruck you are accused of beating & assault " And Mr Tipptruck ends up paying a fine and goes to jail for listening to The Captain 's advice. RW 's advice is worthy of be taken in consideration, put a stop before it starts. RW's advice is good, however, I have to respectfully disagree with you on the fight. I'll bet you one thing: if people are stealing his tools, and he pops them one, I'll bet they won't bother his tools again!

Good advice right there.

Darn...I was only a few points off!

Thanks for the Ebay links, I now have a way to buy magazines. Maybe I won't cancel my subscription. I've been paying $15 and $20 a year, only to realize they're dirt cheap here.

41 to 10 final score. That Colts offense was outstanding last night.

I can agree that I did like "A Day on the Lake." It was an article I looked forward too. However, I didn't want to keep paying $25 a year for one article.

Is that a copperhead? He looks mad, lol.

I always enjoy Field & Stream. I've had it for a little while and I am satisfied with it. I like all the helpful tips and little things that make the magazine great.

I'm not a big fan of the preseason polls, some are just morale boosting hype building numbers, not what they should actually be rated. Some teams in the rankings shouldn't even be there.