HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday! I SAID HAPPY BIRTH-- oh, nevermind!

LOL, Happy B'day Mike!

Happy birthday you old goat! :D

I tried to find you some vintage Franzia for your birthday, but it was all old and sour just like........

Well Never mind! Happy Birthday!

Jeff

Happy BD Mike!

Anybody mention all the wrinkles in your suit yet?

Congrats on one more milestone Mile.

Kelley

I would guess you have fishing tackle older than 49... Happy birthday.

I, Long Mike, being of questionable mind and aging body, do hereby raise my right hand and solemnly declare myself an OLD FART, and am hereby officially permitted to:

Scratch my butt in public.

Drive forever with my left blinker on.

Pass gas in a crowded elevator.

Mumble incoherently to myself.

Drive forty-five miles an hour in the passing lane.

Forget the names of my family and friends.

Snore like a chainsaw.

Wear goofy hats.

Call all teenagers "stupid little punks."

Constantly complain about my aching body parts, and

Fall asleep with absolutely no warning.

Sworn on this 27th day of June, 2012.

(Plagiarized from a Birthday Card.)

Y'all better be careful. When he wakes up from his afternoon nap he is going to be mad. Happy birthday mike!

Happy Birthday! Have a great day and make some wishes before blowing out all those candles...

Happy Birthday! I can see the candles on your cake glowing from 1200 miles away.

Happy B-day Mike

Happy Birthday Mike!

Happy bday mike!!

I, Long Mike, being of questionable mind and aging body (no argument there), do hereby raise my right hand and solemnly declare myself an OLD FART,

Sworn on this 27th day of June, 2012.

(Plagiarized from a Birthday Card.)

HAPPY 1st OLD FARTS DAY

Mike, did your wife get you anything for your birthday? I'd tell you to ask for what I usually ask for but getting a little action at your age usually means that your prune juice is working!

Happy birthday man!

Scrutch, I did get a little action today. I went to the dentist and had a filling and a crown installed. When I got home, I had the opportunity of pouring coffee all over my shirt while trying to drink it with my face completely numb. My wife thought it was hilarious and gave me a kiss. It's been the most exciting day I've had in weeks.

Scrutch, I did get a little action today. I went to the dentist and had a filling and a crown installed. When I got home, I had the opportunity of pouring coffee all over my shirt while trying to drink it with my face completely numb. My wife thought it was hilarious and gave me a kiss. It's been the most exciting day I've had in weeks.

I actually LOL'd at that one! Thanks for the laugh!

Jeff

Happy Birthday! Have a great day and make some wishes before blowing out all those candles...

He's so old, his family gets him a can of comressed air to blow out the candles.

He's so old, his family gets him a can of compressed air to blow out the candles.

I hear they also have to take out extra fire insurance when lighting the candles.

I, Long Mike, being of questionable mind and aging body, do hereby raise my right hand and solemnly declare myself an OLD FART, and am hereby officially permitted to:

Call all teenagers "stupid little punks."

(Plagiarized from a Birthday Card.)

Were glad you care. Happy birthday

Happy Birthday! Have a great day and make some wishes before blowing out all those candles...

Why? He'd probably forget what he wished for by the time he finished blowing all of them out.

Happy Belated B-Day Mike.

Why? He'd probably forget what he wished for by the time he finished blowing all of them out.

Happy Belated B-Day Mike.

Happy Belated B'Day young fella!!!