The beginning to that is " you know your a redneck when"

I've been to a redneck wedding. My family is Italian. My cousin married a guy named Billy Bob. The bachelor party consisted of shooting things and blowing up other things. They eloped in Vegas and had the reception in Elgin TX. Some of the guests showed up in full camo after hunting all day. Billy Bob and my cousin are now divorced. I find it amusing Billy Bob has a son named Giuseppe, but unnerving my cousin has a father named Billy Bob. (swear to God this is true)  

Got told to leave a couple different bars. I'm not one to start a fight, but I'm more than willing to end it 

Women.

We got kicked out of the casino on my bachelor party.  But that was the one and only time.  We probably deserved it, but by that time I had no clue.  It is a once in a lifetime deal.......

 

Jeff

I must be boring to I've never been kicked out of anywhere other then my own home by my wife on several occasions for nonsense reasons.

I wasn't really thrown out, but I was out at a club with some friends we've never been at and after a few drinks I had to go to the bathroom. After asking for the bathroom location and walking/dodging the crowd, I found what I thought was the men's room door. I walked in and a kitchen staff member, nonchalantly lead me to another door...right to the back alley...

I can't think of any time or place I was asked to leave. No wait, my wife asked me to leave one of our kids' soccer games once. Does that count? I was a little rambunctious on the sideline...

A shorter list would probably be the places I have NOT been asked to leave from.

But in the spirit of the thread a short list. I have been escorted from, asked to leave, and or thrown out of. More bars then I can count on one hand. Two or three shopping malls, including a 2 year ban from one. A Chinese restaurant. 1 Outback Steak house. Ruth's Chris and Shulas Steak house, extremely expensive places they are. 2 Walmarts, 1 Burger King, 5 McDonalds, 1 Subway. A county Courthouse, a city jail lobby, the steps in front of a federal courthouse(skateboarding), Auburn University as a whole, a history and a English class at Auburn University, numerous buildings at Auburn University. Those are all I can think of at the current moment.

Ohhhhhh I forgot. 2 Taco Bells.

Raider it sure seems that a lot of business"s just do not see your sunny disposition 

Never been asked to leave, but there have been a few times when I was asked not to attend.

Though not completely certain of the exact circumstances, as a younger man there may have been a time or two when the below mantra got the best of me.

 

A-Jay

 

A strip club, and my last place of employment.

We got kicked out of the casino on my bachelor party.  But that was the one and only time.  We probably deserved it, but by that time I had no clue.  It is a once in a lifetime deal.......

 

Jeff

 

 

Let's talk about it after you have beem married for 44 years.

A strip club, and my last place of employment.

 

Not the same place?

Not the same place?

You'd like to see me in pasties and a g string wouldn't you?

You'd like to see me in pasties and a g string wouldn't you?

 

Yep. It has the same allure as when you drive by roadkill, you can't not look.

Yep. It has the same allure as when you drive by roadkill, you can't not look.

Plus I'm fat and bloated like a raccoon that's been roasting in the sun.

A few bars and a Honky Tonk in Tulsa.  One of the bar instances, I used the "C" word.  If you want to go 0 to 100 in a bar, use the "C" word. 

Plus I'm fat and bloated like a raccoon that's been roasting in the sun.

 

Does that include the maggots as well?

Does that include the maggots as well?

I use the maggots for bluegill bait

Plus I'm fat and bloated like a raccoon that's been roasting in the sun.

 

 

Right on.

 

A-Jay

 

 

 

Right on.

 

A-Jay

 

Where did you get my selfie?

 

 

 

Right on.

 

A-Jay

 

That is one of my all time favorite internet pics. Get well soon, someones got a sense of humor.

That is one of my all time favorite internet pics. Get well soon, someones got a sense of humor.

 

Mine too - I would have been laughing too hard to take the pic.

 

A-Jay

You know that pic isn't from WV, the only state with a roadkill as food law.

I have been tossed out of a few bars and was shoved on the metro by one of DC's finest because of an altercation my friend was getting into....bad thing was we were so hyped up after the incident it took us about 4-5 stops before we realized we were going the wrong direction