I'll pay you back next week.

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

 

Roger

Don't go away mad, just go away .. .. .. the Crue

Get busy living or get busy dying. Shawshank redemption

"It is the function of the Navy to carry the war to the enemy so that it will not be fought on US soil."

Fleet Admiral Chester Nimitz

"Control of the seas means security. Control of the seas means peace. Control of the seas can mean victory. The United States must control the sea if it is to protect our security."

President John F. Kennedy

Heard a great one the other day

" never corner something meaner than you are"

I intend to live forever . . . or die trying.

Overheard as two guys squared off to fight one another: "You might make a meal off my a** but I'll get a sandwich".

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix also various stuff from FMJ I shouldn't put on this forum

The check is in the mail

" I was born for a storm, and a calm does not suite me."

"Repay you, I thought the money was a gift."

This may have been posted already but is something my Dad used to tell me and my brothers.

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool; than it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Let me fix that for you.

I asked her out Tuesday....She said she had a date on Tuesday.
I said how about Wednesday...She said she's got class on Wednesday.
I said how bout Thursday....She said she's got class on Thursday.
Okay I said, maybe we can go out one night when you have no class     

 

Roger

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice

Barry Goldwater

When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance becomes Duty - Thomas Jefferson

Ya toucha my car I breaka ya face.

Ya toucha my car I breaka ya face.

Lol, who said that? I've heard that before, but I can't remember where.

Lol, who said that? I've heard that before, but I can't remember where.

My guess would be New Jersey

I saw it printed on a sign in front of a classic car at a car show.

Cowboy Up!

Nobody fishes there anymore, it's too crowded.

My trip to the Dentist

You won't feel a thing. Immeadlty feel shooting pain.

(Jabs gums with needle thing) you need to floss you're gums are bleeding.

Don't drink juice, pop, coffee, Gatorade, milk, tea, lemonade. What can I drink ? Water.

Don't eat anything that is meat, vegetables, cheese, fruit, fats, most grains, nuts, and junk food. What can I eat? Whole grain bread.

Even those on the right path will get run over if they fail to progress.

Idle hands are the devils workshop.

Many hands make light work

If your not doing business your going out of business

An once of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Watch your pennies and your dollars will watch themselves

Change is the only constant

When you lye down with dogs you bring home fleas

Give a man a fish and he will hunger not a day. Teach a man to fish and he will never hunger again.