Rugby is a sport played by men with odd-shaped balls

 

 

Roger

And, golfers  balls have dimples.

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.

 

 

I stole that, I had to;  really made me smile.

 

A-Jay

You can medicate just about every illness, but you just can't fix stupid...... guy at the fuel dock in Fouchon LA.

 

I'd rather be lucky then good.....Me

 

There's no crying in Baseball.....Tom Hanks

 

And lastly one I used to use all the time on the charterboats...."Get your thumb off the spool. That's why they put drags in that shinny gold reel of yours."  Was even better when they burned their thumb from the fish running.

1.) "A friend to all is a friend to none." ~Aristotle 

2.) "The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice." ~Mark Twain

3.) "This above all: to thine own self be true." ~Shakespeare 

"Even the blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while." -Pops (and me every time I catch a bass) lol

Any one of the 104 posts mentioned another one of my favorites from Sean Connery?

 

"You brought a knife to a gun fight."

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

1) If you're gonna be stupid you better be tough!

2) You're dead for a long time.

In a free society, offensive speech should not just be tolerated, its regular presence should be celebrated as a symbol of democratic health -- however odorous the products of a democracy may be

You mess with the bull and you get the horns

What, no Duke fans?

If you call a bra an 'over the shoulder boulder holder, do you call a jock strap an 'under the butt nut hut?

" that lure is too big for a bass to eat son"

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Great flick!

"The greatest scam in the history of the world is selling bottled water."

If the cost of higher education continues to rise, eventually only the very rich and the very foolish will be educated.

If you think education is expensive try ignorance

"We talking bout practice"

 

"Pick on me, I'm a man, I'm 40"

 

"Straight cash homie"

Playoffs?  Don't talk about....Playoffs??  You kiddin me?  Playoffs? 

Well

Bye (tombstone)

Sit Ubu sit...Good dog

"Reach up and pull your ear until you hear a pop, That will be your head coming out of your a**

 

"Always remember no matter where you go there you are"

To virgins everywhere...thanks for nothing.

 

Roger

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

 

 

Playoffs?  Don't talk about....Playoffs??  You kiddin me?  Playoffs? 

^x2, plus

 

'I haven't slept for 10 days...because that would be too long" -Mitch Hedberg

 

"What would happen is this bullet would go right through your ******* head!" -Billy Costigan

 

"High five!" -Borat