No need to worry about me. Glenn pays me big bucks to keep his mods on their toes.

In that case, fire away. Did she say that too?

No need to worry about me. Glenn pays me big bucks to keep his mods on their toes.

I recall saying something similar to that and it came back and bit me.

I recall saying something similar to that and it came back and bit me.

Well then I take back everything

The older I get....the better I was

Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

 

Ron Swanson

Those who know the least, always know it the loudest! - unknown

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.

Then spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut up.

"A mans got to do what a mans got to do" - John Wayne

Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience.

The evening news begins with "Good evening", and proceeds to detail precisely why it isn't.

Objects in mirror are more expensive than they appear.

Hootie

If your little brother drowns don't bring him home.

One of my favorite was Gen Stormin Norman Swartzkopff, a reporter had asked "General, how many tomahawk missiles were fired from submarines."

"What's a submarine?" Was the response.

"I don't have my hearing aid turned on, tell me again."

-Admiral James Stockdale

"What is the best $100 rod or reel" - signed your anonymous forum member

FIFTY years in love with the same woman,

if my wife finds out she'll kill me!

 

 

Roger

"Mongo only pawn in game of life."  ~ Mongo

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

The best one liner I've heard came from Tony Beets on the Gold Rush series.

 

Upon finally getting his gold dredge operating, and seeing gold in the pan said, "This is the most fun I've had with my clothes on."

"You can observe a lot just by watching." - Yogi !

When a sheriff was asked by the news media why his deputies shot a suspected cop killer 54 times the sheriff replied, "That was all the bullets we had."

I've lost more money chasing women than I've lost women chasing money- Bass Resource thread Author Unknown

When I'm good, I'm very good!

But when I'm bad, I'm better!

Mae West

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

Fletch

“I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, “OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell.” – Maragaret Cho