On a recent show Jimmy Houston said: "All my winter largemouth speek Spanish." I had tears in my eyes I laughed so hard.

What's your favorite one-liner and who said it?  That should eliminate all the Yo Mama replies

"Hey Whitey, where's your hat" - Al Czervik

We will tear your soul apart. -Pinhead-

1.  When you come to a fork in the road, take it!  Yogi Berra

2.  I went to a party the other night.  Everybody in the room was there!  Blond Bimbo

3. I went to the lake today and noticed that the water came all the way up to the shore.  Raider

I feel more like I do right now than I ever have before!

"I don't want to know where you were, or what you were doing!"  Mom

"End up in jail, and pay your own bail!"  Dad

 

Seems like I heard those same one liners every Saturday/Sunday morning all the way through my high school years.

 

 

 

"Do you realize we're starting to sound like our fathers?"  My best friend Mike

 

After a long day on the water when the fish weren't biting and we were left with nothing to do but to reflect on the good old days.

It'll only pinch a little.....Doctors and Dentsits

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

"Integrity Is Your Most Important Asset"

 

"Speeches are not plans"

 

"The Harder I work, the luckier I get" ~ Samuel Goldwyn

 

A-Jay

Dad: you have to do what you have to do before you do what you want to do

Aunt: put your mind in gear before you put your mouth in motion

It'll only pinch a little.....Doctors and Dentsits

 

*Dentist stabs gums which start bleeding*

 

"You need to floss more"

“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
― Albert Einstein  

"i'm your huckleberry"  -doc holiday, tombstone

War's very object is victory, not prolonged indecision. In war there is no substitute for victory.

General Douglas MacArthur

There are no great men, just great challenges which ordinary men, out of necessity, are forced by circumstances to meet.

Admiral Bull Halsey

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt - Abraham Lincoln

 

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics - Mark Twain

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics - Mark Twain

 

any one liner from mark twain......   a true wordsmith

Leave the gun, take the cannoli!...Clemenza from the Godfather

Greatest movie line ever

Mike

When I was 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand that old man,

but when I reached 21, I was astonished by how much that old man learned in 7 years.

Mark Twain

"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left!"  Bertrand Russell

From one of my best bosses many years ago...and it even applies to bass fishing as much as it does to work:

 

"Hope is NOT a strategy."

-Tim O'brien

 

He may not have been the first EVER to have said it, but it was said to me long before any other usage I can find

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land.  It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.  ~Chuck Clark

From my high school football coaches office wall:

 

Second or last,  there's not a d**n bit of difference.

 

and:

 

I don't give a d**n about anybody or any team,  that is interested in coming in second.

Now,now Dwight. Mind your manners. LOL

Now,now Dwight. Mind your manners. LOL

 

 

I heard him say it on TV during an interview. Straight from the horses mouth.