Not speaking for myself, mind you.

 

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end, some discover they would like to have a club and a spade.

Speaking for myself (and many others),

 

Laugh loud and often..... will cover the sound of your farts. 

Always carry a litter bag in your vehicle.  Once it gets filled up, you can always just throw the whole thing right out the window.

But make sure it lands on someone's nice lawn, that way you know it will get picked up.

Oh and don't leave any of your mail in it, otherwise they could track you down . . . . .

A-Jay 

What I tell my students. Don't be afraid to make a mistake, everyone does it, but don't be afraid to admit it, not everyone does that.

There is only one way to properly end the sentence "It's none of my business but,".

 

One needs to supply a period after the word business.

 

Over zealous application of force while applying said period will have your neighbors talking about you.

Today marks our 44th year together......amazing...in fishing terms she's a keeper.

13 minutes ago, Oregon Native said:

Today marks our 44th year together......amazing...in fishing terms she's a keeper.

 

Congratulations!

 

Remember, you can't have everything...... where would you put it. 

You should watch a sunrise at least once a day.

6 hours ago, Glenn said:

You should watch a sunrise at least once a day.

 And I'm always glad to make it to the sunset as well . . . 

A-Jay

On 6/1/2017 at 11:55 AM, Glenn said:

You should watch a sunrise at least once a day.

At least once huh?? Good luck watching more than that a day! 

Finally somebody got it!

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you are drunk. 

Treat everyday as a gift and try your best to make a positive impact on everyone you come into contact with. You never know the impact you may have. Hold doors open for people (not just women) say yes ma'am and yes sir, please and thank you. Give kids a high five and tell them to do good in school and be a good to their parents. SMILE!!! If you are on the internet and enjoy fishing, you have it better than 90% of the population. 

Never use a public restroom that has a sign on the door that says, Please pi** on your hands after washing, the water here is filthy !

my wife tells me marage is a 50 /50 thing, 50% of the time she is telling me what to do and 50% of the time I am doing it. 

15 Things Money Can’t Buy ~
Time.  Happiness.  Inner Peace.  Integrity.  Love.  Character.  Manners.  Health.  Respect.  Morals.  Trust.  Patience.  Class. Common sense.  Dignity.

A-Jay

To all Little League parents: There is a 100% chance this game (whatever game it may be) isn't going to change the life of you or your child, so please don't act like it will. 

If "Common Sense" was common, everyone would have it...

13 hours ago, A-Jay said:

15 Things Money Can’t Buy ~
Time.  Happiness.  Inner Peace.  Integrity.  Love.  Character.  Manners.  Health.  Respect.  Morals.  Trust.  Patience.  Class. Common sense.  Dignity.

A-Jay

Yea but who needs all of that stuff. I'll take the money. 

If at first ya don't succeed, don't try skydiving! Go bass fishing!

Money is not everything, but it can buy ma a boat, a truck to pull it, time to fish and insurance

In keeping with the theme on money. A long time ago my dad dropped this little nugget of advice, "Son, money can't buy you love, but you can live without it".  I didn't take his advice on this and I think things still worked out just fine...

"Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

Some things are like beating your head against a brick wall.  It feels good when you stop.