They did unspeakable things to me. 

awesome 

1 hour ago, slonezp said:

They did unspeakable things to me.

 

   You are rotten.

   You are horrible.

   You are awful.

  

   I kinda like that.   ???      jj

I scream, you scream, the police come, it's awkward.

 

   I know just how you feel. My Dad had allergies. He was a beekeeper, and always had hives.     jj

 

What I said when I came across two holes in the ground.

 

    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.          jj

Had to put a new muffler on the car the other day. When I got through I was exhausted.

When my dad worked at the arsenal in weapons design, every night he'd come home loaded.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey....but I turned myself around. 

The outside of a loaf of bread is called the crust. The inside is called crumbs. Just thought you kneaded to know.