Looking at you @TnRiver46 @volzfan59 

 

Times be desperate up in Jackson, TN I guess?

 

https://www.waff.com/2025/03/17/4-people-accused-robbing-convenience-store-while-wielding-pythons/?utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=organicclicks&tbref=hp

Hahahah. Never been to Jackson but i do see many cars equipped with bunjee cords in my neighborhood. It’s almost as common as the trash bag auto glass replacement 

And they made off with $400 in CBD oil! You know, the stuff that isn’t psychoactive. Criminal masterminds. 

Not gonna kid you @Smirak, I have nothing on that one. Just no words.

53 minutes ago, Jar11591 said:

And they made off with $400 in CBD oil! You know, the stuff that isn’t psychoactive. Criminal masterminds. 

Maybe it was for the snakes.

1 hour ago, Jar11591 said:

And they made off with $400 in CBD oil! You know, the stuff that isn’t psychoactive. Criminal masterminds. 

Sounds like they were already full up on psychoactive, carrying around pythons ha ha

With egg prices the way they are here in N Alabama, these guys might be onto something. (Now where did I put my unused python?)

I think you left it in the Everglades 

If you’re as old as me or older, you’ll remember who started their RADIO Show with the below…

 

“And now, for the rest of the story” (my made up story)…

 

These 4 individuals were clergy at one of the local snake handling churches. But with the current generation being much more accepting, these clergy decided that in order for them to not disappoint daddy and granddaddy and still handle snakes, let’s at least mellow them out first…hence the CBD oil. Now obviously, the pythons were there as muscle only. What was not mentioned in the article was all the 5 hr energy was stolen for the pythons…

So a ball python is just as effective a robbery tool as a Colt python? Hmm..... Who'da thunkit. 😂🤦‍♂️

A Florida man walked into a store carrying a gator , so anything’s possible I reckon.

 

5 hours ago, T-Billy said:

So a ball python is just as effective a robbery tool as a Colt python? Hmm..... Who'da thunkit. 😂🤦‍♂️

Wonder what caliber it’s in?

If a story starts with "A Florida man" you know it's going to be interesting. 🤣