The only time I go to shore is to take the browns to the Super Bowl. And lately I've been contemplating just hanging onto the outboard.

Lol, I had to clean the keyboard and monitor after reading that. Never heard that phrased that way before.

I've had a fast attack of the squirts before and had to hang it over the side to bomb some germans. Luckily it was high pressure and it sprwayed out everywhere. Not long after I get done another boat pulls into this cove and I see the guys sort of looking around wondering what all this brown stuff is on top of the water. The wind had spread it out.

I just left....

TMI. That's short for "too much information."

I rarely get the urge to go. I guess I am to focused to worry about it.

When you got to go, you got to go.

Its got to be hard to pee in some of those tournaments when its freezing cold out. Wonder How ice fishermen do it ?? LOL

P.S. I don't want an answer to that question lmao

Now the scary question is...what about the female pro's? Somehow I don't see them just going off the front of the boat.

Marine Head

I accomplish three things by peeing off the boat.

#1. The temp of the water.

#2. The depth of the water.

#3. The bottom of the lake structure. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Lol at this thread.

Its got to be hard to pee in some of those tournaments when its freezing cold out. Wonder How ice fishermen do it ?? LOL

P.S. I don't want an answer to that question lmao

Pick a hole any hole.

#2; no problem build a snow toilet seat

That's good to hear! I thought I was the only one that put my pants on with a chicken in them first.

I would...and I'm sure they do. I mean those guys put their pants on just like us in the morning.

this is some great stuff ;D..............a chicken..........lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm glad someone shares my WARPED sence of humor.

That's good to hear! I thought I was the only one that put my pants on with a chicken in them first.

I would...and I'm sure they do. I mean those guys put their pants on just like us in the morning.

this is some great stuff ;D..............a chicken..........lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

i was watching bass cast today, they had kevin short showing, just as he got all his gear ready to move to another spot with his marshall all buttoned up, he stepped out of camera site, but as he went past the camera, he was unzipping,,,,have to conclude he was going out the back of the boat

I think it would be difficult for some of the pros, when you have camera boats, spectator boats, and helicopters overhead. Big brother is watching.

I believe this was actually brought up at a seminar I attended. The pros have a signal of some sort to tell all cameras to shut down during a pee break.

To me, that is too much attention. I would have to pray my bladder could go the distance.  

For the women who fish in my boat that is what the second live well is for.... I had my sister in law convinced that it was a marine port a potty. God is she dumb..

Is she hot and did u peek???

They wear Depends.......with a B.A.S.S logo or F.L.W. sticker....

Been on the boats of several pros, and they hang it over the side like everybody else. No big deal.

For ladies, here's something that works very well:

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/links/link.jsp?id=0006654514627a&type=product&cmCat=SEARCH_all&returnPage=search-results1.jsp&Ntt=toilet&Ntk=Products&sort=all&_D%3AhasJS=+&selectedPerPage=72&N=0&_D%3Asort=+&Nty=1&hasJS=true&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fsearch%2Fsearch-box.jsp.form1&_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1 (Tip: practice first in the shower to learn how to use it)

$22 is kind of pricey for a beer bong

LOL!! I quote cabela's here, "Item notes:

For sanitary reasons we are unable to accept returns. Please be sure of your choice before ordering."

All of you are wrong. KVD doesn't pee at all.....he's a robot!

There's always the livewell.....

5 pages (so far) and several days of discussion about pee :-?

I have not been able to fish much lately due to a family illness but it would seem that fishing has been slow ;D ;D

when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in.

when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in.

...and pee on your shoes!!!!

when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in.

...and pee on your shoes!!!!

You have far greater problems if you pee on your shoes man, LOL!!!!!!!!!

when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in.

That's what I was afraid of on a trip in NY. Choppy waters. And a little stage fright

Yeah, its not so bad in summer but it really sucks to have to go in the winter when the wind is blowing a steady 20mph and its the windchill is in the 30's. Trying to get your business out of all thermals, jeans, coveralls, and a rain suit and then manage to have enough left to direct the stream away from your clothing.  Even at a young age the cold and a holding it for 2 hours hoping the wind will die down makes things more difficult. As far as the squirts goes, luckily that hasn't come up in the winter for me. It did earlier this year while I was on a flooded river though, and no there wasn't anywhere to get out of the boat and get er done. You won't get splashed on if the bow of your boat is high, might want to keep it in mind.

But it will cure your athlete's foot  

when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in.

...and pee on your shoes!!!!

You have far greater problems if you pee on your shoes man, LOL!!!!!!!!!