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I have personally witnessed a large, very large...probably 400 lb. woman conceal a 12 pound frozen frozen turkey in her pants. Nasty. Best part about it she tried to say "but I had that when I came in the store" ;D

Sure we know it goes on at every major university. It is the fact that Daddy Newton acted alone and little Cam had no idea it was going on that I can't swallow. Ask yourself this....if it goes on as much as we all know and believe, how stupid does one have to be to get caught ??? I think I am gonna sell those NCAA investigators some ocean front property here in Ohio.

Bad idea. Makes it seem like you don't appreciate her. Buy her something for her...jewelry is always good, as is perfume. Only buy clothes if you have good taste and know her sizes and likes/dislikes....Your wife will most likely NOT appreciate a sweatshirt with a bass on it. Reverse the tables...why isn't the washer/dryer YOUR present???

Idiot. I only hope he doesn't kill someone else when his luck runs out.

I think he is making progress. If Michigan doesn't turn the ball over, that becomes a different ballgame. I am an Ohio State fan, but I think they have got some momentum on Offense. They need to fire Robinson and get a defensive coordinator. Factor in all the injuries they have had and it is easy to see the progress being made. Offensively, they can play with anyone in the country, save Oregon. Defensively, they are still too small and too slow. Unless they get Harbaugh, they will be down for another few years while recruiting catches up to the coach's style. Even with Harbaugh, they will most likely be worse before they are better because he plays power football, and Michigan is a "finesse" team based on quickness. I think they will go backwards again. On second thought, FIRE Rodriguez!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

He is ultimately responsible for the whole mess. The players are not immune and should, at the very least, compete to the best of their ability. Makes one wonder if the players lack heart, or if they are given a pass for their lack of effort. Championship teams always have an undeniable 'toughness" to them. This particular group of guys have not shown that...especially on the biggest stage. I don't think Jerry Jones has missed a block, dropped a pass, whiffed on a tackle, or committed a penalty in the last few years. He has, however, been responsible for the acquisition of these players. Maybe he should draft some football players instead of going for the "wow" factor as he puts it.

until Dallas bolsters the O-line, tight end production, particularly in the red zone, will be down. Part of the reason for Witten's lack of red zone production is because he is used as a 6th blocker since the O-line can't handle any kind of pas rush, especially if the other team is stunting. Sadly, even his production in this area is lacking as his blocking skills seem to have eroded along with the teams will to win. At one point a couple years ago, I wouldn't have traded Witten for another tight end in the league. He is not anywhere near that player this year. What troubles me most is he should be one of the players who RAISED his level of play during tough times. Instead, he has been a major part of the problem this year. I hope he is able to refocus along with the rest of his teammates and turn it back around next year.

Jason Witten is having a terrible year. You can argue about "he is considered one of the best TE's in the league" all you want. Facts don't lie. He has lot's of catches this year. He also has lots of penalties,lots of drops...some of which have resulted in interceptions, and LOTS of missed blocks. I have also seen him very slow out of his stance, causing him to miss blocks or not get off the line of scrimmage. The NFL is a now league and it makes no difference what he did last year or the year before. He has not perfomed up to his standards, and by a long shot, this year. Watch the games with your eyes, not your heart. I am a cowboy fan as well, but be real.

Uh what about Witten?? He is one of the best Tight ends in the league And this team does have talent, lets face it they just aren't playing with pride. All the talent in the world is not equal to the true heart of a champion. Its what made Emit, Aikman, Moose, and Irvin great.Other than Emit not one of those guys was the best at what he did. But when it came down to who wanted it more it was always those guys. We will see the Cowboys rise again when Jerry lets a true leader take charge of this team. Until then they will be just smoke and mirrors. Witten's performance this year is one of the reasons they are 1-7. did you see him whiff on Clay Mathew's who proceeded to stop Marion Barber for a 3 yard loss on Third and 1??? How many penalties does he have this year??? Way too many, and at least a few of them are "focus" penalties...false starts. Watch the games objectively. 3 years ago Witten was elite. He is no longer performing at that level. Austin has not performed to at an elite level either. He is too inconsistent, and leads the league in drops. Does he have the potential to be great...Yes.

I am a cowboys fan. I am also a realist. The cowboys are not nearly as talented as everyone seems to think. Look with your eyes, not your heart. Who on that team is an elite player??? MAYBE Demarcus Ware...and that is it. They have some good football players...Ratliff, Austin, Newman, and a few others. Compare that to..say, the Ravens. The Ravens have Lewis, Reed, Ngata, Boldin, to go with several other better than average guys, esp on both lines. And they play every play like it may be their last. Face it fellow cowboys fans, as long as Jerry is GM, this team is going to stink. Everyone gives Wade credit for the 2007 team...the team parcells assembled. Look how far they have regressed from that season. And now look at the talent they have added since then....one player , one player who may be elite or at least a starter ... Dez Bryant. I would have said Mike Jenkins, but he is getting roasted this year. Wade is a really nice man, but a below average head coach. Who knew after last years debacle in Minnesota that Dallas O line was declining...severely? and what did the GM and head coach do about it?? they released their best offensive lineman to save money. and they replaced him with....Doug Free. Just a Guy. Jerry Jones is a terrible evaluator of talent, and worse yet, instead of saying our O line sucks and fixing it, they cut their best o lineman. Unbelievable

I would like to know what you do for a living if you have worked 70 out of the 72 previous hours??? If you are not sleep testing mattresses, I hope you don't have to drive anywhere. For my two cents, I say tell her "if you want the grass mowed so bad, mow it yourself" . Followed by an emphatic " I'm going fishing!"

The money coffers are not as full as you may think. MOST of the college athletic programs are money losers. Nearly every womens programs lose money, and most of the mens programs lose money. Even at big name schools, such as Ohio State, Michigan, and Texas, Football and mens basketball pay for nearly every other sport. As far as paying the kids, they get $50,000 plus to get their education. They also get "training shoes, clothes, supples" and all the food they can eat. They are well compensated for their athletic endeavors.

As a cowboy fan, I can feel your pain w/ your team not doing well. I think the announcers were referring to the times when Carolina was going to run the ball, and pass off play action...and everyone knew it but still couldn't stop it b/c the Panthers executed. But that was when the o-line was really good and Delhomme still had it. I agree with you, if that is not working, Try something else.

Hey, I think I know that girl! ;D

Red, if you have kids, look at a picture of them and/or your wife every time you feel the urge to rub, and remember how much they love you and are counting on you being there for them. Regarding the cold turkey vs. taking it slow and gradually easing away from it, I vote for cold turkey. I have never smoked nor chewed/rubbed, but I WAS a lifelong Mountain Dew addict. I have not had ANY soda pop since june 12th. I quit cold turkey and have not looked back. I have lost weight, have actually almost no headaches(although they were severe for the first couple weeks), and sleep MUCH better. Do what makes sense or works best for you. Lastly, if you find you are having a hard time quitting, or relapsing, consider getting hypnotized. A close family member went to a private hypnotist, and has not smoked nor had the urge to smoke for almost 20 years. Best 150.00 bucks I have ever spent.

The game against OU was the first time I have watched Mizzou this year. I think their O line played fantastic. Their D line also had their way with Oklahoma. If their lines hold up like that, they will win lots of ball games. The most impressive Offensive line play I have seen this year. Congrats on a huge win.

congratulations!

Well said Fishing Rhino. I am a cowboy fan and have been for nearly 40 years. They stink. I will still root for them, and I will still agonize when they lose. But the facts say this: They are WAY over-rated at nearly every "star" position. Only DeMarcus Ware is a top level player on that team. The rest are good, some may become very good (Austin, Dez Bryant) while many of the rest are JAG...just a guy. The worst thing about this group is they lack heart. Compare their effort and accomplishments to Ravens, Colts, Steelers the past few years and the 'Boys wilt under pressure. Lack of Coaching, Lack of discipline, and lack of heart = 1-5, and it is going to get worse, much worse.

Notre Dame lacks talent and speed. Kelly's system is based on speed, spread teams out and beat them in space. That is hard to do when their guys are faster than your guys. Talent wins football games, great coaching helps. I think it will take a few years before they are back. They are not great in any area, O line, D line, Backers, etc. He is gonna have to recruit his tail off. After watching the Navy game, I think it is painfully clear how empty the talent fridge on notre dame's team is. Navy was the better team the entire day. No fluke, just a butt kicking.

Better not make any bets. The giants are a far superior team, and having 3 turnovers in 1st half and still leading the game says all one needs to know. Face it cowboys fans, we are sinking into the depths of mediocrity with no hope of getting back. Our best players are in their prime right now, and in two or three years, Dallas will be the Buffalo of the NFL. Watch the Giants, with argueably less talent, outperform the cowboys at every aspect of the game. Makes me sick, but it is reality. And now Romo is gone for 4-6 weeks, Dallas may not win another game this year.

They are so far away from being a "playoff" team. I can see it, and so can the rest of the world...and I have been a fan for 40 years. Jones is quoted today as saying He has faith in Wade and the cowboys can still accomplish their goals...(Win the super bowl). I guess that statement should tell folks all the need to know. I do not think the 'boys will win 7 games this year....and I am a fan. Jones needs to back out of the picture, get a head coach and a Football Man to be the GM, and let them do their jobs. Look at how far Kansas City has come in the last year and a half. If he feels a need to be in the media constantly, he can send some nasty texts and photos to Jenn Sterger.

I can't remember the last time I saw a more undisciplined team play. I am a cowboy fan, and always have been. But they are VASTLY overrated talent wise, and they play dumb football. This past few years reminds me of the mid to late nineties teams, when Jerry was famously quoted as "Drafting for backups" . Idiot. Very rich with a professional football team as a cool toy, but an idiot nonetheless. Sadly, it will only get worse. The offensive line is old, and they have no players in the wings to step in. This team had the necessary talent to win ( although they are not nearly as talented as they or the sportscasters would have us believe). Poor, poor drafts and complete lack of coaching has doomed them, and us, to another decade of mediocre football. Thanks for listening.

As a lifelong Buckeye fan, I couldn't agree more. They are limited on the offensive line, and the sad part is, they never seem to develop. They have some 4 and 5 star recruits, but NONE of them are athletes on the offensive line. They get no push, and they are not nasty. It is a sad statement that maybe your "toughest" nastiest player is your 185 lb running back.

Agreed, starting with their opinions of themselves.

I fish around alot of rip-rap. The sure-sets hang up miserably. However, they are money for top water baits. I take them off any cranks I buy that may have them, and put them on my topwaters. they seem to be the part of the hook that catches the fish, even the ones who "slap" at the baits.