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slonezp

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  1. Maybe this should be taken up with the Mods and the buyer and not on a public forum
  2. Wait til they start remixing the classics
  3. Don't be offended by A Jays comments. It's not his fault he was born with longer arms than you. By the looks of those arms, Jimmy Houston could be his pappy
  4. You paid into it your entire lief. Many have not. There in lies the problem. I pay into a pension and healthcare fund to take care of the current retirees with the expectation that when I am of retirement age, the younger guys will be paying for me. This is the idea behind socia security and medicare Call it a pyramid/ponzi scheme or whatever. My union (hopefully) will take care of its members, NOT every Tom Dick and Harry on the street. That is the difference, sorry for the hijack
  5. Here in Chicago they are talking about giving parents gift cards to participate in their childs education.
  6. I like your thinking Rhino. "Kill 'em all and let God sort them out" Unless you are uninsured or participating in fraud, I disagree that YOU are contributing to the high cost of healthcare. As far as I'm concerned you are a job creator. I quit smoking 14 years ago and have gained almost 100lbs. I was skinny beforeI quit. 6' tall and 170lbs I looked my best at abut 210. Quitting smoking does not cause weight gain. Unhealthy eating and drinking with lack of excersise does. Or should I blame it on my thyroid Aside from the multiple injuries I experienced from work, I'm healthy and more importantly happy, and don't give a crap if people want to smoke. I've got better things to do than get up in peoples business. Smoke 'em if you got 'em
  7. Frosty better hightail it out of here. Sugarcoated America will be the death of us. Put that in your pipe and smoke it
  8. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any tim e. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. PMS jokes aren't funny... period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Velcro - what a rip off! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  9. ^^ Winner winner chicken dinner
  10. Not even close to what I was thinking. I need to get my mind out of the gutter.
  11. Last time someone left a treat in my pumpkin I called the haz-mat crew to remove it.
  12. Right after ice out is key time. Alot of times they will "sun" themselves. Unweighted worms or flukes on clear days. Topwater or spinnerbaits on cloudy days. During the summer we catch pike and musky on jigs and spinnerbaits while bass fishing..
  13. Nowadays, he sees lightning and turns into a little girl when were on the water. A few years back we were in a tournament and a storm came thru. We went into a protected channel. A tree got struck by lightning less than 50 yards from us. Ever since then, he's paranoid of lightning, and he's 22 now. Not saying he shouldn't be concerned, it's just comical to see his reaction.
  14. My boy couldn't have been older than 6 or 7. He and I were salmon fishing in Door County on my fathers 24' Pro Line. Water was glass calm when we took off in the morning. We were out maybe 3 or 4 hours when reports started coming over the radio about bad weather approaching, although stil not a cloud in the sky. I decided to continue fishing for another hour or so until I saw the weather changing in the distance. Puled in the rods and downriggers and headed back to the marina. About a mile from safety, the sky turned black, and the storm hit with full force. Torrential rain and 8 footers maybe more. Never been so scared in my life. We make it back to the marina and tie up the boat in the slip both of us completely drenched, and I was shaking. "Dad, I'm hungry, and are we going to sleep on the boat tonight? You promised." We went back to the house, changed clothes, got a bite to eat, and came back to the marina to spend the night on the boat because I promised.
  15. You're sportng some pretty funky pants in that first pic. LOL Truck still looks in decent shape.
  16. and be careful what you post on a public forum
  17. 5'-7' right now up to 14' by this evening and 31' tomorrow. Predicting 58 mph north winds with 300 miles of unobstructed lake to pass over before they reach land.
  18. Reminds me of an old Cheech & Chong skit
  19. Their talking 22'-30' waves on Lake Michigan in Chicago for Tuesday. I'm guessing topwater won't work. I'll probably throw a rattletrap.
  20. First car 1976 Pontiac Le Mans 4 door loaded to the gills with heat and AM radio (You didn't have heat in that Bug Sam LOL) First "New" car 1988 Dodge Dakota ended up being a lemon First house in River Grove IL which was also my only house that someone drove a car thru First boat 1988 Chris Craft got it for a steal and cost me as much as I paid trying to get the Johnson VRO to work just to disable it. Made my money back selling the boat.
  21. slonezp replied to MarkH024's topic in Everything Else
    Pulled off another one. Wasn't pretty, but sweet as hell
  22. Culprit ribbontail worms in some type of smoke shad color
  23. Nobody told you to press play

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