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The correct pronunciation was explained to me by Ghoti a few years ago at the Kentucky Lake roadtrip. It still stands as the coolest screen name on the boards!

Long Mike won his first spelling bee when he was just six months old!

Absolutely! Please DO get a second opinion! My wife's office (medical malpractice attorney) is full of cases from people who didn't get one.

Mosquitos don't bite him out of pure respect. Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... While it's raining.

That fish would be a state record smallie in Indiana.

I watched a Hank Parker episode of him catching a smallmouth on St. Claire and the line got really heavy. He thought he hooked a sturgeon. When he got it up to the boat, it was a 50+ inch musky that had bitten his 3lb smallie. The musky finally let go as Hank leaned over the side of the boat!

Cool. Imagine getting a hole in one there. THAT would be unique!

Yeah, long Mike, I'm having trouble feeling sorry for you Oklahomans who at least have seventies in the mix. Boo, effin, hoo. That's funny stuff deak.

Reading this thread makes me feel like I'm listening to the school principal describe how his paddle was made!

Wish I coulda shot the gator and saved the bass!

Frog on top or craw colored crank on the deep edge. If the bass are tight to cover, I'd flip it on the shallow side with a rage craw.

I know a guy...

Winnah winnah! One of my favorite Roadtrip songs. My wife and I listened to that (and many other songs) on a Roadtrip cuts file I made on my iPod. We were driving on a section of Route 66 between Vegas and the Grand Canyon.

It did. Going into my kids' rooms to hug them right now.

Yep. As I recall it was about a half dozen or so, I can't remember exactly how many. I've never had so much fun busting fishing tackle in my life. What a blast!

Name the song AND the group....

C'mon, everybody's heard...about the bird...

Everybody's got a plan till they get punched in the nose.

Wow. Incredible.

I could do that on the moon.

Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!

My mother is the most honest person I know on this planet. Bar none. She tells a story of when she was a teenager they lived in a house with a ghost. She saw first hand the kitchen cabinet doors opening and closing by themselves and Campbell's soup cans flying out of the cabinets and across the kitchen. They moved out of that house soon after.

Ooh another storm coming Tom! It's gonna be close to the end of the race! Lots of lightning too. Be safe!

Negative ghost rider, the pattern is full. Can you say grounded?

Sitting here watching the restarted race from my couch. 42 to go! Dale Jr. Leading it. Tom, was that your tophat I saw in turn four! I KNOW it was you!