TnRiver46

Snap traps have been the best for nearly a century

That sounds nice but they must live alone and not have a trip the next morning. Usually post trip is go to the grocery buy more drinks more ice make more sandwiches and clean the boat out. Not to mention family time

I would say around 50% of clients get quite upset when the guide makes a cast. I've had more than a few tell me they wouldn't pay if I fished . A more accurate description is "adult babysitting"

Built in sunglasses

My friends have been finding morels recently. I like eating mushrooms but white bass are easier For me to find and a lot meatier

Being a guide is good if you don't like money

Mine smells like a whitewater rafting rental vest

When scrubbing corrosion, I always start seeing this....

I have an OG snag proof rat that will be used extensively this fall.

point the nose of the boat into the wind , even if you are just slowing yourself down and fishing while the boat moves slowly backwards. 16 foot aluminum boat is a kite in the wind

I have seen exactly what you are describing my whole life. I guess I’m a little late but I vote Shad. Mooneyes will do it around here but they scatter when you throw the net. I’m sure it looks like a big bird swooping down to eat them

now that is funny!

When I read this quote I thought “sounds like Greg schiano, MRSA, and the Tampa bay buccaneers”

@JediAmoeba, that’s a stud! The bait monkey says you are welcome

Woops. I accidentally posted some redundancy from the department of redundancy

I know all about your sorcery up there, I’m engaged to one!

You didn’t miss anything Bo...... get DOWN!!!

I almost always use 2.75, big ones don't seem to work here nearly as well

Well so far the boat ramps are open. I communicate with a few game wardens daily so I’ll let ya know

Sweet!

I wonder if you are allowed to fish off your own dock on closed areas

I think I can see a fish on his screen from my recliner

It’s coke cans!!! But yes I found a fab shop to weld on my old boat and they said it was just like welding two beer cans together