Thought this might inspire some levity . . .

 

 

 Beetlejuicing ~ The newest health food kick using the insects as an alternative protein source.

A-Jay

 

 

    "Schindler's Listing" -- a story about an industrialist trying to get into the Yellow Pages.

 

   "Beverly Hills Coping" -- about Quaalude in high society.

 

   "Kill Billing: Vol.1"  -- An assassin tries to destroy her hospital bills from a 4-year coma.

 

   "The Stinging" -- two con men run into a hornets' nest.

 

   "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minding" -- children who don't obey their parents have their memories erased.

 

   "Deadpooling" -- A mercenary uses corpses to ride with him so he can use the left lane.

 

      jj

The Big Lebowskiing

 

Jeff `The Dude' Leboswki is mistaken for Jeffrey Lebowski, who is The Big Lebowski. Which explains why he's roughed up and has his precious rug peed on. In search of recompense, The Dude tracks down his wife's kidnapper by searching every golf course, erm. . . . . water ski venue in North America.

 

Ferris Bueller and Jules Winnfield are hitmen with a penchant for philosophical discussions.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoning

 

Magical school kids get upset over bad grades and kill their professor in a time-honored fashion

 

 

Fight Clubbing.

“The first rule of fight clubbing is I am a dancer not a fighter” Tyler Durdin after dancing like Tony Manero.

 

The Breakfast Clubbing

 

What you do at a diner after a night at Fight Clubbing

4 hours ago, BrianMDTX said:

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoning

 

Magical school kids get upset over bad grades and kill their professor in a time-honored fashion

 

 

I thought the plot was more like magical school kids make a bong out of a magical artifact...

   "House of Ushering" - Vincent Price teaches young kids to find seats in theaters.     jj

Mine don't work to well.

Jawsing

The Changelinging

Stripesing

Serpicoing

 

Big Fishing

 

A frustrated son tries to determine the fact from fiction in his dying fathers fishing tales of multiple 15 pound Bass catches.

 

Karate Kidding

 

It’s the Harlem Globetrotters of the Martial Arts World, prepare to be entertained by pants ripping high kicks, ear piercing “hhhiiiiyyyyyyyaaaaaawwws” and jabs at your fashion choice in this comedic take on Karate.

Cool runnings......ing......... never mind 

Snow Whiting

 

A English chef’s search for the perfect fish and chips takes him beyond the Arctic Circle

 

Fishing

 

A hard-boiled NYC detective becomes a foster parent to five racially mixed street kids. Leaves them at home with nagging wife on weekends to pursue brown bass upstate

 

Dragnetting

 

Two buddy cops in 1960’s LA decide to retire and start a bait business netting golden shiners for California bass anglers. 

 

Yellowstoning

 

A history of Wyoming’s domestic cannabis production. 

Hooking

 

Young angler Peter Pan(fish) is transported to a magical land where DD bass are always willing to bite on almost any lure cast. Finds perfect mate for bass boat with built-in gaff for a hand

 

Die Harding

 

Twenty-seven years later, Nancy Kerrigan and her trusty cruiser axe from Ace Hardware finally enacts her revenge for the 1994 Olympics. 

 

 

Days of Thundering 

 

Cole can’t race due to consistent thunderstorms, so he becomes the face of a cult that identifies as a ‘church’. ?

Blade Running

Make the audience wait 40 years for a lame sequel to a monumental movie, and let an understudy direct it.  

Top Gunning ~

A successful lawman's plans to retire anonymously in Tombstone, Arizona are disrupted by the students at the United States Navy's elite fighter weapons school. 

A-Jay

 

 

Caddyshacking ~

Danny Noonan works as a caddie at the exclusive Bushwood Country Club, with no preparation....no toothbrush or extra clothes, spontaneously spends the night with a member of the opposite sex in a non-platonic way, following a night of bar-going and a fabulous date.

Then, wearing what he wore out the night before, gets dropped off in a random parking lot but can't remember where he left his ride.

A-Jay

 

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arking ~

  In 1936, archaeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the U.S. government to

repair the Ark of the Covenant by using high heat to melt the parts together and allowing them to cool, causing fusion.   All the while, Adolf Hitler's Nazis are running interference.

A-Jay

Jurassic Parking ~

 Clark Griswald, a pragmatic paleontologist journeys to an almost completed theme park and arrives at only to discover the parking lot is full of dinosaurs running loose. 

A-Jay

 

You’re on a roll @A-Jay

Deep Throating

 

Educational video on how to remove EWG hooks from bass when the swallow a Texas rig. 

 

The Sword and the Stoning

 

Toledo maker of Spain's finest rapiers fatally discovers that blades can become too sharp to handle safely. 

 

2 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

You’re on a roll @A-Jay

 

    Yes, he is, but @BrianMDTX isn't far behind him!    ??      jj

Mother, Jugs and Speeding

 

A 4H farm girl and her stepmother attempt the drive from Tulsa to Little Rock in less than two hours in a souped-up ‘68 Mercury Montego to enter her prize-winning calf at the state fair

 

On Her Majesty’s Secret Servicing

 

Agent 003 Henry Smythe-Popperton takes a side gig lubing and oiling the Queen’s Rolls-Royce and horse-drawn carriage to pay off a serious loss at the baccarat tables

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, BrianMDTX said:

Mother, Jugs and Speeding

 

A 4H farm girl and her stepmother attempt the drive from Tulsa to Little Rock in less than two hours in a souped-up ‘68 Mercury Montego to enter her prize-winning calf at the state fair

 

On Her Majesty’s Secret Servicing

 

Agent 003 Henry Smythe-Popperton takes a side gig lubing and oiling the Queen’s Rolls-Royce and horse-drawn carriage to pay off a serious loss at the baccarat tables

 

 

 

 

Hahaha dude you’re killing me 

The Relicing

 

Tom Sizemore stars as a detective tasked with tracking down a killer loose in a huge Chicago museum. Turns out the killer is an ancient monster from tribal South American jungles with two hobbies:consuming human flesh and distressing new guitars to give them that worn weathered retro look.