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1 minute ago, slonezp said:

Who gets the front seat?

we can switch after the "shore lunch"

 

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1 minute ago, flyfisher said:

we can switch after the "shore lunch"

 

Deep fried LMB it is!!!!

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PFD and be gentle with the bass. No flipping or tossing them back into the water. Disrespect bass twice and you'll never fish with me again.

 

No whining. If you're cold and wet, I'm also cold and wet, so complaining about the weather tells me nothing I don't already know.

 

If you have a 30-bass morning, thank me for paddling you and putting you on bass. 

 

If we're going into the wilderness, pay your way: half of gas, lodging on the way, bait, etc. And do, at the very least, one of these: Volunteer to clean the fish, cook the fish, or do the dishes.

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On 6/26/2024 at 3:02 PM, Tackleholic said:

I almost always go out alone and I know why.

Hmm...

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2 minutes ago, ol'crickety said:

If we're going into the wilderness, pay your way: half of gas, lodging on the way, bait, etc. And do, at the very least, one of these: Volunteer to clean the fish, cook the fish, or do the dishes.

I love to cook.  But I'm not a big fan of eating LMB.  I mean, I'll eat it, but it's far from my favorite.  I grew up on crappie and ocean fish, so LMB and catfish are pretty far down my list of favorite foods.

 

Though I went fishing with a guy once who somehow had a great recipe for LMB.  But, he was super secretive about it.  He wouldn't let me near the kitchen to see his secret.  He wouldn't even let me clean the kitchen!  The one time I actually wanted to do the dishes, I was denied!

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5 hours ago, Bankc said:

I love to cook.  But I'm not a big fan of eating LMB.  I mean, I'll eat it, but it's far from my favorite.  I grew up on crappie and ocean fish, so LMB and catfish are pretty far down my list of favorite foods.

 

Though I went fishing with a guy once who somehow had a great recipe for LMB.  But, he was super secretive about it.  He wouldn't let me near the kitchen to see his secret.  He wouldn't even let me clean the kitchen!  The one time I actually wanted to do the dishes, I was denied!

Eating Bass is Barbaric.  Don't kill what you love.

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41 minutes ago, Tackleholic said:

Eating Bass is Barbaric.  Don't kill what you love.

If that's how you feel - we'll serve you 'long pig' instead.

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16 minutes ago, MN Fisher said:

we'll serve you 'long pig' instead.

 

The heck is long pig?  A pike?

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6 minutes ago, gimruis said:

The heck is long pig?

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long pig
/lôNG piɡ/
noun
noun: long pig; plural noun: long pigs
  1. a translation of a term formerly used in some Pacific islands for human flesh as food.
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1 hour ago, MN Fisher said:
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long pig
/lôNG piɡ/
noun
noun: long pig; plural noun: long pigs
  1. a translation of a term formerly used in some Pacific islands for human flesh as food.

How is it you are so familiar with the term "long pig"?

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8 minutes ago, Tackleholic said:

How is it you are so familiar with the term "long pig"?

Voracious reader - there are stories out there that use the term and I looked it up when I first came across it about 55 years go...and it stuck with me.

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8 minutes ago, TnRiver46 said:

I’m guessing you don’t hunt ? 

Not anymore.

On 7/2/2024 at 6:18 AM, Bankc said:

I love to cook.  But I'm not a big fan of eating LMB.  I mean, I'll eat it, but it's far from my favorite.  I grew up on crappie and ocean fish, so LMB and catfish are pretty far down my list of favorite foods.

 

Though I went fishing with a guy once who somehow had a great recipe for LMB.  But, he was super secretive about it.  He wouldn't let me near the kitchen to see his secret.  He wouldn't even let me clean the kitchen!  The one time I actually wanted to do the dishes, I was denied!

His secret: he swaps in a trout shaped like a bass......  I've never eaten a lmb though, what do I no....

My only rule is don't offer to help get the boat ready or launch.  I can make enough mistakes myself without help.

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10 minutes ago, Alex from GA said:

My only rule is don't offer to help get the boat ready or launch.  I can make enough mistakes myself without help.

I am the same way, minus the mistakes.

I just prefer to follow my routine without interference or distraction. 

:smiley:

A-Jay

2 hours ago, A-Jay said:

I am the same way, minus the mistakes.

I just prefer to follow my routine without interference or distraction. 

:smiley:

A-Jay

This is me. I am a terrible creature of habit and have to do things in a particular order while I am getting the boat ready to launch. 

  • I'm the Captain and for your safety, follow any instructions I give you
  • Life jackets on at all times your on the boat
  • Don't try and help unless I ask
  • No alcohol 
  • You're my guest, I'm happy you're here, no need to offer gas money.

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