The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.                         Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French bathroom???

 

linoleum blown-apart

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What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French bathroom???

 

linoleum blown-apart

What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common?  they both have the same middle name.     somebody stop me.

What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

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Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.                       I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night. I should have put it on aloha setting.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “why the long face?”

A termite walks into a bar and asks..

“Is the bar tender here?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike

Why do cows have hooves?

 

Because they lactose.

Spring can’t get here soon enough!

10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are the same thing 

These jokes remind me... 

 

If you let them Shenan once, they'll Shenanigan.

 

 

I’ll never forgive myself for doing this but here goes….

 

Is a disagreement between two vegetarians still called a beef?

 

Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC?

 

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How does Moses make coffee?

 

Hebrews it.

Did you hear about the family of skunks that went to church?                           They had to sit in they're own pew....    

I hate myself 😂