Masshole Mike

ringer = "apollo 3-1-5" by the gym class heroes. when people call my phone they hear "any way you want it" by journey instead of the boring dial tone. i actually make my own ring tones, i found a program that lets you input any .mp3 file and cut out whatever part you want to use for a ringer. it's pretty sweet, super easy to use, and it's free, too.

huge sale on avids at bps...........................................NOOOOOT! *borat voice*

RW, pm sent. (i fart, too. LOTS.)

aaaaaahhh... the "D.U.F.F." always a hindrance when tryin to land a good one. also known as a "grenade". your best bet is to bring along a buddy that's willing to take one for the team and jump on that grenade so as to protect anyone else from being injured, or even worse, possibly losing a good one.

pflueger's supreme comes in a new 8025 size that might suit your needs. http://www.pfluegerfishing.com/products/products.php?p=9

this was back in my metal band days. mid-headbang with the long hair and sneeze-effect's added for extra heavy metal effect. have fun with that one.

if you look close enough, those two pictures are of the same lake from the same angle, just different distances away. look at the rock structure and you'll see. still beautiful regardless. nice pics.

Metrosexual, lol. Funny part is a lot of them are not even Italian. They all love shopping, the $200 ripped Abercrombie jeans, wear 5 different polo shirts, button their shirts half way, wax their eyebrows, and get manicures. And they think they are tough and them and "their boys" can beat up anyone. RI is full of them. Thy look like idiots. Italian? I hope not. No self respecting guido not a real one would look like that. But if I had to look like some one else I would choose them over this Yuck mouth. ISNT THAT BASSHUNTER69????? You gotta tell me where you got that pic?!?!?!! LOL there's a bunch more just as good on his myspace... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=224785461

definitely a stand up guy. it's too bad he declined, he definitely deserves elite member status.

no problem. i haven't actually used a spread sheet yet, but this year i'd like to document as much as i can so that'll come in handy.

OUCH! not really a "one that got away" story, but i had just bought a new fenwick eagle gt and was raring to get out and use it. i threw my reel on, tied on a EWG hook and headed out to my favorite spot. i'd been there for about an hour or so, had caught a couple small keepers and some dinks when i almost literally crapped myself when another angler crept up on me and asked "how's the fishin'?" from almost right behind me. after i calm my nerves, have a good laugh about literally jumping out of my skin, and give a short rundown of what i'd caught i told the other guy to throw a line in. we get to chatting, "where ya from?" "you come here a lot?" kinda stuff when not more than 5 minutes later i get a big hit on a green pumpkin senko. two minutes later i'm standing there holding a 5-6lb bass yellin at the other guy to get my camera. he's searchin and searchin for it and tells me he can't find it. turns out i left it in my car, a good 10 minute walk back through the woods (plus another 10 back to the spot). not only that, but i didn't even have anything to measure her with, save for my leg and my rod. needless to say, i still don't know how big that fish was, but i can relax in the fact that there is 1 other person on earth that saw me land my PB (by far) that day. come ice-out, i'll be back beatin the banks of that reservoir hoping to catch her again. this time with scale, camera and measuring tape in hand. i'm still hoping to up my PB this year, but it'd be a nice treat to land her again.

http://bassresource.com/fish/fishinglog3.gif it can also be found under "the tackle box" at the top of the screen.

winter. the ice and snow are getting really old.

congrats shadcranker, and good luck!

good ole massachusetts... You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbour. In 1659 the state of Massachusetts outlawed Christmas. It is illegal to frighten a pigeon. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

I hate sunshine laws. Oh, and I am the master of the CLIQUE! Remember this face. Whenever you see CLIQUE, you'll see this face. I make that nuts work. It does whatever I tell it to. No one rules the CLIQUE like me. Not this Short Mike, not this lecherous avid, none of you little * out there. I AM THE CLIQUE COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all CLIQUES's! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little *. Then I rub my nose with it. CITIZENS OF UTAH, STIMULATION OF THE CLIQUE IS NOT RECOMMENDED!

i live in west brookfield right now, it's pretty much central to both worcester and springfield. there's a lot of good lakes and ponds out this way and out in the spencer/leicester area, as well as north of me in the rutland/oakham area. i'm shore-bound so unfortunately i'm limited to the areas i can fish, but i've found a few decent spots this past season.

i just read up on this on msn.com, sounds like a pretty good deal to me. although skeptics are saying that while this will soothe the economy, it will only be temporary, and that by late 2008 we'll be right back where we started.

march 22nd, that's what i'm waiting for.

thowing everything BUT a senko... i've got a lot of stuff i'm going to try to focus on improving this year, like using a baitcast setup properly, for one. to add to that; jigs, spinnerbaits, cranks, buzzbaits, topwaters, etc... the list goes on. seems like all i threw last year was stickbaits. it'll be good to get proficient at all types of baits so that i'm not stuck saying "well, they're not biting a senko, time to go home..." i'll be reading the BR articles religously this year.

anyone know how they determine how much each person gets back?

i might have to get my first loomis/shimano combo. although i'll probably just end up putting it in my savings account. booooooring.

i'll take your tierra(s) off your hands. i've got a small trash bag full of empty soda cans, a half eaten bag of skittles and a ballpoint pen that doesn't write anymore that i'd be willing to trade. pm me if interested.

if all i eat is mcdonald's, but i don't gain a pound, can i sue them because i DIDN'T get fat?

i bet it's optimus prime. or bin laden.